The not so really real Clark heaved a sigh of relief. "Phew! Thanks. Boy, I gotta tell you, I can't wait for this little experiment to be over. I'm getting these ridiculous urges to 'Do Good' and for some reason I have an irresistable craving for high-fat, high salt, nutritionally worthless snack items."


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*