I was going to wait for the ultra-mega-blah, blah, blah challenge to be over before posting this, but I figured "What the heck!"
So Here's the deal:
Write a fic that contains
1. A crib
2. A stuffed animal
3. A bottle of formula
4. A rattle
5. A bib
6. Mashed peas
7. A mobile
8. Barney the Dinosaur
Sounds sickeningly easy, doesn't it?
Well, here's the catch:
The story can *NOT* have anything to do with babies, children, or pregnancy.
Well? Anyone up to it?
