Yes, Wendy (and others), please give it a try. (It's fun!)
Paul and Erica, yours both had me ROTFL. (As did the originals on the Bulwer-Lytton webpage!)
Here's another stab at it:
Flying in Superman's arms, Lois felt the wind on her face in much the same way as does a pitbull, panting in delight and barking at passing cars with its head out the passenger side window of its owner's Ford pickup as it barrels down the highway stretching seemingly endlessly before it on a sunny Texas afternoon, except there were no passing cars, only a lone airplane lowering its landing gear as it approached Carter International airport, and it wasn't a sunny Texas afternoon but was actually a rather dark and stormy Metropolis night, and, of course, Lois wasn't a pitbull even if her nickname was Mad Dog Lane.
- Vicki
