-you can type the mbs URL faster that you can make it out.
-your best friend offers you a teddy bear and ask about how you're gonna name it, you just shrugs and answers "Clark, of course!", which leads to big laughing time since she's well aware of your FoLC status.
-you sprinkle your snail mails with emoticons.
-you tell your mother not to Ellen you when she becomes a bit overbearing.
-You confidently reply ‘I wasn’t in the mood’ when your boss wonders what happened to the trade show he assigned you.
-at some point LCTNAOS+ the boards truly were your lifesavers.
-When traveling abroad (regardless of the country) you just think 'Hey! There are at least 2, 4, 10 (pick a number) FoLCs here!' to feel less lonely.
-it's way past bed (or is it waking up ?) time. All you need is 5 more minutes to finish the fanfic you’re reading. That’s when your conscience points out “five minutes?!! But you’ve just hit page 247 of "Masques!!”
-You accept every abroad assignent ‘cause you hate being grounded and the world’s so beautiful from up there.
-When going through the FT pages, you suddenly become cautious around the Lex column.
-You either think, dreams, talks or replies in english instead of your mother tongue.
-You almost LOLed when a colleague in need of english/mothertongue translation greets you with a « who speaks a supergood english ? » and you answer « me, but I’ve got superotherurgentthingstodofirst ».
-you know more about your FoLC friends life than your relatives one OR your e-friends know you better than your closes relatives.
-when messing up with a cooking recipee you peptalk yourself with a « don’t worry, you can’t be worse than Lois in a kitchen ».
-you think than beating your personal off the Net record is MI.
-you had an aversion for anything Superhero related and now you track down every single thing on the subject.
-When listening to a song, you think “oh, that’s so LC!!”
-You ROTFL each time you hear the beginning of Spin Doctors's 'Jimmy Olsen Blues'.
-you consider buying a laptop.
