Wow. Intense yet funny. I really liked the sneezing...  That was nowhere near as scary as when he got called away and Lois had to go by herself. Then, it was always an adventure to see what she came home with.  Bowed yet unbroken.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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