I would post a huge "DON'T READ THIS, KAE!" warning, but since she was there at the ceremony, it would be moot.
ROTFLMAO Hazel!!!!! Oh gosh, how could you? Poor, poor Lex!! What did he do to deserve that multiply-awful fate?!?
Kaethel
- I'm your partner. I'm your friend. - Is that what we are? - Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
Oh gosh, how could you? Poor, poor Lex!! What did he do to deserve that multiply-awful fate?!? 
