A challenge was issued one night To write haiku for folcish delight! But if haiku's too short, here's another good sport: How 'bout limericks? Would that be alright?
There was a reporter named Lane Who had Superman oft on her brain But he seemed so aloof Til she jumped from the roof Now she's fine, but he's gone near insane!
Said the Dad of a baby named Kal, "I can't save myself or my gal. But when this planet goes, 'Boom,' From this horrible doom, Save our baby, I must -- and I shall!"
