The first story is Chaos Unspool
and comments on it can be found here
The second story is Chaos Reintegrate
and comments for this one are here
These were posted in two different sections, with a name change halfway... I'd apologize, but instead I'm going to claim I meant it to be chaos, to go with the series title
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K