I was talking on IRC, and I got this idea. I was immediately ordered to make it into a fic, but I didn't know how. Nor, it seemed, did anyone else. So, I'm just going to post it here and let you guys see what you think. If anyone can make anything of it... please do! (Oh, and feel free to subsitute Jimmy or Perry or someone else for "Paul." )
Paul: "Clark, about the phone booth thing..."
Paul: "Did anyone ever happen to mention that those things have glass sides?"
Clark: "Well, no... I can't say that it's ever come up..."
Lois: "Paul, you idiot! Now he's going to stop..."
Lois: "Don't you know I've had a webcam trained on that phone booth for three years?"
Paul: "Oh, sorry..."
Lois: "Look, I'll show you... Here's the best one... May 19, 1995... If you slow it down a bit, you can really see..."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.