Game: Delete Your Post... L&C Style! - Lois & Clark Fanfic Message Boards

Found this game over in the Underworld fandom... thought it would be fun.
Pretty simple rule, begin it with:
<This post was deleted...
And finish it with something L&C related, whether it's from the show, or fic or whatever.

Example:
<This post was deleted because Clark was expecting his Cheese-Of-The-Month delivery.>

Get it? Have fun!

<This post was deleted because a kick repairs a photocopy machine but not a computer.>

Carolyn

<This post was deleted because Superman was called out to an emergency and Lois Lane was tied to a chair by the VOTW and couldn't pick up the slack in his absence.>

LabRat

<This post was deleted because the Prankster entered into the newsroom with a strange camera>

Carolyn

<This post was deleted because Clark found out Bruce Wayne is Batman.> :p

<This post was deleted because, after getting off the phone I know: John Doe is a darn nice guy.>

Sorry Pam I couldn't resist. :-)

< This post was deleted because my LAN isn't talking, but if you put this disk in at specific locations spread throughout the country you may be able to save us in time. >

<This post was deleted by the agent who is my dad.>

<This post was deleted because Jimmy dreamt of Lois making a man of him.> (just say noah)

< This post was deleted per the orders of Bureau 39 to protect this great nation from the threat of alien invasion. >

< This post wasn't deleted entirely. It was just moved back four or five episodes until the shows writers' finally got around to giving the fandom what it wanted. >

< This post was deleted when the Toasters burned down the building with the server in it >

< This post was deleted because Nigel is ex-SIS and they trained him to do that sort of thing >

< This post was deleted when a small fragment of Nightfall hit the LexCorp.Com main server building >

< This post was deleted because some idi-- er, executive at ABC decided that it didn't attract the correct demographic >

< This post was deleted after being hit by a Red Kryptonite laser, and was last seen flying over Metropolis on its way towards Hawaii >

< This post was deleted because it was filthy after spending an entire afternoon crawling around the Metropolis sewage treatment plant -- and all it found was a stuffed dinosaur with a red cape! >

< This post was deleted because it fell in love with another post the day after it was sprayed with a revolting-smelling perfume, and the two of them eloped >

...this is addictive!

Phil

Loved the 'idi-- er, executive' one.

And I love "post shouldn't even exist. Ummmm... time travel paradox?"

and "because Jimmy is learning a new hacking technique"

and "because a kick repairs a photocopy machine but not a computer"

and "because it was posted by a clone" or "by a double"

and "because this thread was moderated by Lex Luthor"

and "because Jaxon Xavier Luthor lives in this computer"

and "by a Peace Keeper from the future"

and "because Clark's jaw hit the delete key when he saw what Cat was wearing"

and "because the Prankster cut off the electricity"

and "to protect this great nation from the threat of alien invasion"

and "when a small fragment of Nightfall hit the LexCorp.Com main server building"

and "because Nigel is ex-SIS and they trained him to do that sort of thing"

and "when the Toasters burned down the building with the server in it"

I'm not trying to revisit the entire post, but I am trying to say how much I'm enjoying this--particularly when they are deleted for reasons that could actually make a post be deleted.

Elisabeth