exploding ducks? what am i forgetting?
anyway, to prevent confusion on number of luthors and such, here are the original lyrics:
(copied from
this page )
A partridge in a pear tree
Two turtle doves
Three french hens
Four calling birds
Five gold rings
Six geese a-laying
Seven swans a-swimming
Eight maids a-milking
Nine ladies dancing
Ten lords-a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
so, hmm...
Seven Chickens Kicking
Six ducks exploding
Five Red Kryptonite Rings
Four Lethal Weapons
Three French cheeses
Two aborted weddings
And a Space Rat for you and for me
Paul