Someone give Clark this as a Christmas present. https://www.merchoid.com/product/superman-kryptonian-khristmas-jumper/

Forget Clark! Someone get that for me! I'm dorky enough to wear it!

Actually though, that would be hysterical to have Clark get that. Someone take this up, please?

As one of my earliest stories, I wrote something close to this. It was a t-shirt for Clark's birthday...
The Birthday Surprise

I'm with Deadly Chakram on this one. What a cool "ugly sweater".

Joy,
Lynn

Or Martha could knit it for him. She has the sense of humour to do it