As quick as you can: don't think, just tell me what it is and why it's on fire!

Clark's pants, because he's a liar.

The kitchen, because Lois made a midnight snack.

Jimmy's apartment, because his computer was left on and shorted out.

Lois's skirt, because staring >.>

Clark's curtains, because they started necking and forgot to put out the candles from dinner.

Jonathan's haystack, because learning to be a super-powered adolescent on a farm is hard.

The birthday candles, because Lois lit them.

Endelda,


That is actually the premise of one of the few WHAMmy stories I wrote: In a Very Alternate Universe

Joy,
Lynn