Quick! In six words or less, what did Clark say when they finally answered the phone?

Thank God! A human at last!

(Superpowers don't help with voice mail mazes...)

Lois?! What are you doing there?!

Is your refrigerator running? ... Call Superman!

Mom, help! Lois figured it out!

Perry don't worry. Lois is OK.

Hey, Bruce? I need your help...

Piggybacking off of QotC's idea...


Is this the hero helpline?

Alter-Egos Anonymous? I'm Clark, and ...

Krypton isn't your home, E.T.

Hi, it's Superman. I need help.