There’s an old joke that goes

I was on a website Not Always Right and it related how to deal with a phone salesperson. The person answering the phone complained that the caller was late to help move a body.

Suppose someone in Metropolis was the caller. And he decided to anonymously inform Lois about the call, thinking the person he called really was moving a dead body ....

So, definitely not what you intended from the idea, but my muse listens about as well as my two 4 year olds all hopped up on sugar. She gave me this story:

Moving The Body

I wrote a story inspired by this prompt, but it doesn't exactly fit the parameters.

Sleeping with the Fishes