Lois is wearing an elf costume, and it is NOT because of an undercover assignment. Why is she wearing it? Notes:

- It could be any type of elf, from Tolkien-esque to Santa's helper.
- The story must be gfic. (I'd like to see the results of this challenge.) If you wish to write an nfic counterpart to the gfic story, you will earn extra credit from some other readers.
- Lois is an adult.
- It is not Halloween or Halloween-related.

Happy writing.

Joy,
Lynn

Somehow, this challenge hooked my muse, so here's my response.

Okay, you got my muse working. Here's my (long) response to it.