It's been a long time since we had one of these, hasn't it?

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to write a fic (any size, genre, etc) that contains as many as possible of the items listed below, without featuring, mentioning, or in anyway involving the prohibited item. Up for it?

The Fic Must Have:

1. Lillies
2. Colorful Eggs
3. Children
4. A Search/Hunt
5. A Basket
6. Chocolate
7. Jelly Beans
8. A Rabbit
9. Chicks
10. A Church

The Fic Cannot Have:

Easter.


Any questions?

The Musings of an Intergang Flunkie

Mindy Church is one hot chick. Even her rabbit-fur stole can’t hide her pair of colorful “eggs.” I wish I weren't too lily-livered to ask her out; I’d be a basket-case if I tried. I’ve searched for the right words, even thought about giving her chocolate. It oughta be child’s play, but the dame ain’t buying what I’m selling.

Joy,
Lynn

I like it!

Great job, Lynn--awesome!

Laura

Let's see, White Flowers arched out like stars, Fabrege Eggs, Centennial Park, A Scavenger hunt for families, A GPS case (that one's a stretch when it comes to the "basket"), The prize for the Scavenger hunt is a lifetime supply of the premiere chocolatier in town's premium chocolate, Jelly Belly candy, A rabbit hopping across the Park's path startling Lois, A community farm with chickens and hatching eggs, The bells ringing in the distance... I think this could work. Let me see what I can come up with.

Brilliant, Lynn!