This is an emergency. I want to attend the kerths, so I downloaded the IRC gizmo and I just can't make heads or tails out of it!

I filled out the doo-hickey, I selected an undernet server, and a window popped up. I tried joining #loisclark, but it wouldn't let me!

Then, I had to cut beans for my mother and when I came back, the thing was yelling Ping? Pong! Ping? Pong! over and over! Why does it want to play ping pong?!

So I clicked on the join #beginner channel thingy, hoping there'd be some instructions or something. Nada.

Then I tried joining #loisclark again, but it said I had the wrong key. WHAT IS IT TALKING ABOUT?!?!??!

Please help!!!!

Hey Mary

Well done for downloading IRC and getting onto the Undernet! The reason you can't get into #loisclark is that there's a password which you need. If you go to this page and complete the form, we'll get you a password very quickly.

But the Kerth channels, #kerthawards and #kerthchat, are also open now and they don't need a password - come on into #kerthchat and say hi!


Wendy

Thankyou thankyou thankyou!!!!
Yay! I get to go to the kerth ceremony now!