Happy birthday *~*Trinity*~* - 06/30/08 11:21 PM
It's past midnight at your house, so ... Happy birthday to my wonderful little sis! So glad I plucked you out of the Smallville carrot patch and adopted you!
Your real present is in the mail, but may I interest you in a little cake? And maybe a cola drink ... and a lemon lime?
Now, as for turning 22, it's not that bad. Remember, there's always 25 to (not) look forward to, in three years. And remember, I am always four years older than you, so when I am 55 and you are 51, you can come visit and I will let you use my Macy's senior discount.
See, that's the kind of big sis I am ... always seeing the silver lining. Uh huh.
Your real present is in the mail, but may I interest you in a little cake? And maybe a cola drink ... and a lemon lime?
Now, as for turning 22, it's not that bad. Remember, there's always 25 to (not) look forward to, in three years. And remember, I am always four years older than you, so when I am 55 and you are 51, you can come visit and I will let you use my Macy's senior discount.
See, that's the kind of big sis I am ... always seeing the silver lining. Uh huh.