Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here

Okay, if this part doesn't garner any comments, I've clearly lost all my readers. Just joking.

In case you're wondering, the dress looks like a hot pink version of this: Hold the accessories.
(The song came out in Nov. 1984, close enough for Clark to have Lana prom fantasies about it.)

Please throw all your tomatoes (and/or comments) here. I'm getting low on sauce again. Thanks for reading.

Oh my goodness. What a fantastic part. So many good bits but my Favourite...

I loved imagining that. Lois' arms outstretched, looking up at the sky ... waiting. And then Superman appears and .... ravishes her.

*me punching air in happiness*

Love Lois sloppy in love with Clark.

At first I thought either L or C was having a silly dream with the bride and groom part - I'd totally forgotten about Cat & Phil by this point. Their families are hysterical.

And THAT DRESS!!!!!! Making it hot pink means it's even funnier for me personally, because I wore a hot pink dress to prom. (Long story, involving a last-minute search through my mother's closet for a dress, though I still haven't figured out how she had it in the first place)

KatherineKent: What a great way to greet my day!
Oh, golly gee. Thank you.

When you're having an illicit affair with a handsome superhero, sometimes you don't think straight. You do realize that by "ravishing", I meant the term in the most innocent of ways, right? Strictly necking. Otherwise, there would have been more details. Also, it would have been cruel to have it only last a few minutes.

LOIS: Tell me about it!

Thanks for reading.


rkn: I was worried that Red Herring was too obvious.

I figure Lois couldn't sneak out from her dojo in something appropriate for a wedding without her goon brigade noticing. So, maybe she used her secret cell phone to call Cat and ask her to leave an appropriate dress for her to wear in a secret location, so she could surprise Clark, by coming to the wedding. Cat, being Cat, of course, wouldn't have let the opportunity pass her by. Also, I figured it would be just the type of dress that Cat would've bought 10 years earlier (1984) after she discovered her fiance Oliver had cheated on her. In vogue at the time, and yet also a bit trashy, to annoy her ex. Plus, in the mid-80s neon colors were all the rage. :rolleyes: Sad, but true.

You might want to ask Mom where she wore the dress. That might be a fun story.

I don't think that came out quite how you meant it. :p

mrsMxyzptlk: I see you're enjoying reading between the lines.
Not *Clark's* pants, Peter's pants!

Thanks for keeping me accurate.

LEX: I can help with that!

As if Lois could ever get mad about that.

Umm… he’s wearing big-boy pants?

CLARK: Lois, I thought you wanted to be on top?
LOIS: Oh, will you just shut up and kiss me?
CLARK: Okay.
LOIS:
CLARK:

So, she wants rich, human children?
LOIS: I was *under cover*!
So, she doesn’t really want children?

Batteries ran out?

Wrong *decade*!

Hope springs eternal?

LOIS:

So, Lex had gotten her so hot and bothered, she had settled for Superman to squelch her itch?

So, dressed for the occasion?
LEX: The best 10,000$ date ever.

Oooooh! Caveman Clark!

What if Lex has a satellite hovering over her apartment building?

So, when Lois goes to work at night without telling Clark which councilman she’s visiting at home that evening, is that also a lie by omission?

I don’t think telling that to either Lois would be a wise choice.
CANON CLARK: Or to her *husband*!

Considering her track record with men, she might just be a glutton for punishment.

Huh? It’s already wedding time? Virgina…?

That doesn’t sound like Lex. Or Clark dreaming.


‘say’

Awwww…it’s

Is it too early to mention that their wedding pales compared to the marathon wedding attempts of Lois and Clark?

Michael

Hi Virginia!

It looks like my FDK post (probably both of them, certainly the 2nd one) got corrupted during the board update.

Michael

Darth Michael: Hi Michael.

I totally blame myself for not responding sooner. I'm so sorry. I did have a chance to read it the first time; I'm sad it won't be there for me to enjoy forever though.

Well, better late than never (and before the boards decides to take another bite out of what's left)....

EW: /Covers up hard drive.../ Nothing to see here. These aren't the story plots you're looking for...

LOIS: It's a gift, really. Getting mad.

LOIS: /lifts up SM's cape and checks out his pants/ Nope. Looks nice and tight to me.

CLARK: /clears throat/ Um... Lois?

I don't think that's WHERE she'd want him to grow a backbone.

LOIS: Now, if you were to say... /fades off into Nfic dream land/

Total aside here, I wonder if there's a smilie limit on these new boards. Hmmmmm.

Yes, that will be a fun conversation.... or not.

Umm... I don't think she'd want to use Lucy's birthday gift to her while Lex was watching.
Lois wouldn't ask Clark to ravish her? She only means 'make out'. You know that, right? If he only took 30 seconds to actually ravish her, that'd be sad.



Don't you mean: ? /Looked for kitten with saucer of cream, but this was the best I could find./

LEX: Now, wait a gosh darn second here! It's supposed to be the other way around.



CLARK:

LEX: No comment.

CLARK: Yes!
LOIS: You don't trust me?
CLARK: No! I mean, Yes, of course, I do. I mean.

If canon Clark didn't know how alt-Clark felt about his wife, he's a naive one.

LOIS:

CLARK: And I don't care.

LOIS:

CLARK: No! I *do* care! I care very, very much!

JIMMY: CK, you're .

CAT: Oooooh. /bites bottom lip in thought/ Whips. Mmmmmm.

EW:

Random wedding that Lois happens to see while prepping for big nuptials with Lex?

Ooops. Fixed.

That's the one!

He doesn't know about canon Lois and Clark's trials in that department. For this couple...

And that's where it got eaten. Thanks so much for the comments. I'll try to respond in a more timely manner next time.

Short reply: not all hope needs to be abandoned yet. If I get them back, I'll fix the fdk
Michael

You're the best!

:rotfloL: She seems awfully familiar with him.



So far, Annette doesn’t seem to have enabled one. At least, 30 smilies are okay in the preview…

LEX: Darn! Thwarted again!

/points over at dark side/

He can’t really win with her, can he?
LOIS: I know *one* way where he can score wins.

The whole bit

Yeah, right…

Am still hoping Annette will restore the old boards somewhere so we can copy the rest

Michael

MARTHA: What? You'd thought she'd be looking at his face?
/FYI: Apparently, as you'll note, all gremlin codes have to be all lower case, now./

I thought someone said they were going to put it back at 15, but it seems good at the moment.

It wasn't until after I wrote this did I realize you were referring to Clark.... cough... recharging her batteries.

Yeah. And if you recall Lois's reaction to him hitting the buzzer at 30 seconds.

CLARK: It wasn't 30 seconds... Was it?


CLARK: How exactly do I win if you die?

And this was just getting to the good part about Lois in the hot pink dress... /That's the rumor they've been spreading./

I've been going back over lots of my old FDK threads, and tons of my FDK responses are gone or shortened too. It makes it appear as if I don't reply to people's feedback AT ALL! Really, people, it's not me! It's just the upgrade!

Won't work, he has to meet his past head on.


I think this is why we can so sympathize with Wrong Clark, because we all fear we will reach that breaking point. In L&C they faced some breaking points, but with his obsession with a Lois who is this Lois, and yet not this Lois, Clark has a really tough path to go.


But Lois is not Lana. It will take a long time for him to believe this in his inner heart.


Knowing and feeling are not the same though.


Maybe she would have loved him more if he had stood up to her.


This might be just because Lois is more honest with herself.


To be fair, the alien side and Superman are not the same thing. Superman was the alien side repackaged with all the plus.


That is a contrast that I can't nit-pick at.


That makes me wonder why he ever got engaged to Lana, but I think I sadly understand how that happened.

Putting Clark (as opposed to Superman) so close to Lois in public might not be wise.


Nothing coulbe be better for their relationship than her to seem bored with Luthor.


Good thing Luthor lacks super-hearing. Was she with Luthor at that moment?


Part of me thinks "stop himself from" would read better, but maybe I just like the self form too much.


Explain all the reasons he left, not just wanting to find his own Lois, or a Lois he could have.


I think she would feel differently.


I'm not sure about that. That he can love her over the more refined Lois from canon tells something about him.


At least he never had sex with canon Lois.

He still does not fully trust her. After Lana, I'm not surprised though.


Actually, it might have happened this early, it would just be really bad for the baby.


Good thing Lois was not here, otherwise she might get ideas for their wedding.

Lois: We aren't getting married.


Yeah, Clark saves another life.

Thus his rule is proved not workable.


I love mentions of Wanda.


Peter is horrible.


It helps that it is the cleavage of the right woman.


Only long enough to learn it was not Lois.


Peter is the type of judger who really annoys me.


Who needs x-ray vision with that dress?


I love these lines.


Real always beats fantasy.


He used the name.

Clark is good if he can moan her fake name.


Wanda: As easy as you want me to be.


Good save, Clark.


Better safe than sorry, the walls have ears.

I like this part even more now than when I betaed it.

Yeah, I never capitalized than anyway. It’s more a matter of hitting the shift-key too early



Yeah, she was not pleased. Superman, the fastest stud alive.

LEX:

|This is like with the dog and the homework, isn’t it?



Michael

John: Aren't you a sweetie for coming in and complaining about Lex... er... commenting?

CARLOS:

You mean canon Lois or this alt-canon Lois? Yes. Is it fate or are they trying to build on the memory of love with someone else? /And, here, you thought this was just Soap Opera drivel, not something deeper. /

When you only have the experience of how one person treated you, you tend to look at life through that prism.

Maaaayyyybbbeeee. Or maybe Lana wanted a doormat.

Or maybe Lois doesn't want a doormat.

CLARK: Now, she tells me.

So, if Clark started doing heroic things in tights, Lana might have accepted his abilities better?... because of the package?

Maybe Lana HAD risked her life for Clark and he just didn't know it?

Because she knew the truth about him and didn't go running into the hills (or to the govn't) screaming like her pants were on fire. In Clark's experience, people like that were very rare.

Lois and Clark are professionals. They can handle seeing each other without ducking into the stairwell for a quickie.

CLARK:

LOIS: We are? Darn!

Again, this was Clark's POV, so it's his interpretation of her expression. It's possible she was completely riveted to whatever Lex was drolling on about.

Yep.

I noticed this too, when I was re-reading it to see your comment.

CLARK: But that's only telling Lois half of the truth.

Canon LOIS: /nudges her husband/ Did you hear that, Clark? John says I'm refined.

CANON CLARK: So, he hasn't watch the last two seasons recently?

Phew. No. I didn't go there in this story.

*** Continuation of Response to John's FDK ***

Trust is something that is built on experience. Lana wasn't the only one not to trust Clark. Lois also lied to him about what she was doing with Lex. (i.e. investigating him as opposed to dating him.)

LOIS: Oh, no. We'll be consummating this relationship LONG before we ever decide to walk down the aisle.

CLARK: Oh?

But does Peter deserved to be saved?

CAT: Duh! Yes! He maybe scum, but he's my brother.

Nerds everywhere celebrate.

CAT: Doesn't matter what he calls her. He still only has a one track mind.

It's a good thing nobody is really like this in real life.

CLARK: Sure. Totally. Whatever you say, John.

So, Clark isn't allowed to admire other beautiful women? Only Lois?

LOIS: Exactly.

CLARK: That... um... doesn't seem very realistic.

It's not see through, just really... um... low cut.

Thanks. Hmmmmm. Maybe I should get Lois and Clark together to banter more often.

CLARK: You can *touch* real.

LOIS: /Slaps his hand away/ Who says that?

CLARK: Ooooops. Was that out loud?

He has a fast brain.

LOIS: That better be all.

Lo... er... Wanda!

I'm glad it grew better with age.

Darn typing class which made those things second nature.

LOIS:


No! I really did reply to those comments, originally. I pride myself on responding to my readers... I'm sure sometimes, they wished I spent the time working on my instead, but still I always feel bad if I miss responding to someone's comment.

So, Clark didn’t try to x-ray her and accidently set them on fire?
LOIS /pats out burn spot/: See? My Clarkie got no passion for that blonde hick.

Hard up much, our little tornado?

Actually…in German every second word’s capitalized and I so love writing in English. There’s not any kind of connection between the two. Anyhow, no, the problem is that the next character ( : ) needed the shift key and the left pinky was a bit faster than the right ring finger. I’m sure Lois knows that problem.

It’s really pest and cholera, isn’t it? New story or new laughs.

Michael

LANA: Then, why did he sleep with me and not you?

LOIS: EXACTLY! With me, he's too busy to sleep.

CLARK:

Well, this is the THIRD time she's lived this life without much action from Clark...

LOIS: Yeah! I want me some action.

Patience. Patience.

LOIS: /scoffing/ Can you believe her?

CLARK: You know, minha, I think she might have a valid...

LOIS: Go blow it out your ear.

I'm always in awe of anyone who can translate German live (especially politics) being that verb usually doesn't appear until the last word of the sentence.

This one, so we'd be further along in a much more timely fashion, of course.

LOIS: Hey!





Hmm…I think that’s only with passive sentences. Although, I have no idea if they’re using a lot of passive during speeches.
POLITICIAN: What do you mean by ‘I’m passive’?

Michael

CLARK: But she hasn't slept with me, so....

LOIS:

Nah. That's *our* politicians. Mein Deutsch ist sehr rusty.

Pregnancy brain, huh?

Michael