It was love at first sight and lying, cheating Lana was draped over him like a bad toupee.
and she had sought comfort in Joe’s arms.
More like his bed, but whatever. :p
Or seduced *him.*
And Clark had let her go just as willingly.
Smart Clark!
and Lana could scream at him until the cows came home… literally.
Ha!
His folks hadn’t agreed with his choice about telling Lana,
Not even the Marquis de Sade would agree with *that* inevitable torture!
There was just something about how this girl’s heart beat that had hooked him around the neck like a leash and dragged him along.
And here Lana thought only *she* could put him on a leash...oh wait, you meant that figuratively.
<shakes head> No. Welcome to your destiny, Clark!
he had felt as if he could literally float.
Hehe!
Get too close, and he could get burned;
<points to Man of Steel title> And besides, Lana's the only dangerous thing here.
That was what this girl reminded him of – something that required that kind of warning label.
<points to Lois Lane Handbook>
his little life-altering firecracker.
Awwww!
Well, if that was the case…
Ooooh! Super cheating?
Was Firecracker seeing if it was true?
Love the little pet names!
It had taken weeks of practice to recognize Lana’s heartbeat,
Because diseased, corrupt hearts are hard to care about?
“Do you have a special diet that you need to follow? Because I, myself, have a hankering for a hotdog.”
Would it be wrong to ask Firecracker to marry him at this moment?
Um...she's underage, so...yes?
He wondered what she was like behind the wheel of a car.
Terrifying?
“I’ll get the next one,” he insisted, if for no other reason but for them to still be together at suppertime.
As Jimmy would say, "Smooth!"
If she kept this up, Smallville might never see him again.
Lana had refused to go to that section of the park for obvious reasons.
<chokes on tea>
He sighed in relief. Well, marriage was certainly off the table. He chuckled. Had he really wanted to get married at eighteen anyway?
Yes?
“Come on, Farm Boy, let me show you the world,” she said.
Cute nickname work in. And why do I suddenly want to break out into songs from Aladdin?
She elbowed him in the gut. “Well, you can’t; I’ve called dibs.”
Erm... Well, that explains her willingness to jump onboard the Messanger Shuttle.
Not possible, apparently.
“Because I’ve always wanted to float.”
Give it a week?
That warning he decided not to discount.
Hehe! Smart!
“Told you, I’d show the world.”
Awesome!
So, in a sense, it had been the tunnel of love, too.
Awwwww!
If just holding her in his arms made his body tingle with excitement, what would a kiss do?
Possibly bring this to the nfic section?
If he never saw his true love again, at least they would have this one perfect day.
Love this, since so many of the Disney tales (the older ones) deal with issues of one true loves.
The moment was lost, and the ride ended.
Booo!
She glanced down at their feet, and murmured, “I’ve never really been kissed.”
Awwww! That's so sad! And so awesome that he'll be her first one!
“Are all the guys in Metropolis idiots?”
Yes?
“Shall I wait for another romantic moment, or shall we just get it over with now?”
Gee, that's romantic, Clark!
“There’s no one besides you,” Clark whispered, meaning every word.
Awwww!
“Then you better wait until you find a romantic moment and then kiss me until my toes curl.”
Your wish is his command.
“We had. This is later, and I thought it was romantic,” he said.
Works for me.
There was just no getting away from the question, was there?
Meet Mad Dog Lane.
“You might make my toes curl,” he teased with a wink.
Hehe! Love that he's the same, amart-alecky guy.
“What are you doing?” she asked, her hands on her hips.
“Changing the subject.”
There was a hideous selection of ties, most of which had silhouettes of Mickey Mouse on them. Out of group, she pulled one that looked like it had been splattered by cartoonist paint, and one that looked like a rain of fireworks. She looped the cartoon splotch tie around his neck and proceeded to tie it.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! <gasps for breath>
“No. You don’t need… Please, don’t waste your money,” he said, as she completely ignored him.
Have I mentioned? Meet Mad Dog Lane.
“I’m waterproof,” Clark replied with a grin.
Hehe!
“Electricity and water don’t mix,” he replied.
Awwww!
If he felt like this from a little peck, what would happen when he finally kissed her?
He'll be the first male reporter in space? <grin>
Firecracker screamed and then ducked. As the water came towards him in a torrential rush, he exhaled, pushing some of the water forward and over the seat in front of him, drenching his hot little Firecracker.
Oooh! Naughty Clark!
Her brow furrowed. “What?”
“Trust me.”
Oooooh!
She pulled his head to her, so that one ear pressed against her chest and the other one was covered by her arms surrounding it. His strange reaction to the fireworks didn’t scare her, but instead brought out a nurturing side she had never shown.
Awwwwwwwwwww!
he felt as if they were floating.
Houston, we *have* lift off!
Firecracker returned his smile and licked her lips. “Now I’ve been kissed,” she said and her smile broadened into a grin. “No way I’ll forget you now, Clark Kent.”
Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
Pete chuckled. “Finally! Does this mean I can stop being nice to her?”
Ha! True friend!
Clark glanced at his best friend. “That was being nice?”
LOL!
“Lois Lori Lane, have you been smoking? Daddy is so going to kill you!”
Ahahahaha!
“That mousey girl with the pigtail? Oh, man, she’s so rebound material.”
<waits for Clark to punch/mock punch said friend>
Clark grinned. Oh, he definitely was going to marry that woman someday.
<claps gleefully>
Ooooh! This was so much fun! Wonder what the Epilogue holds!
Disney - *truly* the most magical place on Earth!
You know me too well. 
<<squeal>> and that you had this be how Clark discovers (semi-) that he could fly!!
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Clark!
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