Originally posted by MLT:
Well, if you’re going to have a story with both Mayson and Scardino in it, it would hardly be fair to leave out poor, maligned Claude! He needs a chance to get in on the fun, too.
Maligned?
Gee, it's probably a good thing that Claude is in France and Clark turned in his Ata.
So, no rushing off to the alter for L&C. Maybe when the dust settles and no one thinks CK=S anymore, THEN and only THEN Clark will turn in his "marry Lois in a hurry" card.
She did say... and I better quote it:
“If you change your mind, just say the word. I won’t be responsible for the fall of Superman.”
She didn't say it HAD to be during the current crisis, now did she?
Leo Nunk, Lamont, and Sherriff Harris!
“City reporter writing a negative story about Kansas hicks. Boy, that’s never been done before,” Rachel said. “How will we ever survive?”
Did I mention loving Rachel Harris! 'Don't you bash my prom date!'
Ooooh. I missed the conversation between Clark and Perry about his statement. Sigh. I bet it was a good one with both of them dancing around CK=S really and truly. Darn. Maybe next time.
Clark hesitated momentarily. Did he really trust that this form was what Eduardo had said it was? Yes, he decided. He did. Leaning over, Clark signed the form, before asking, “By the way, do you need me to give a statement denying that I’m Superman?” He tried to keep the question casual.
I had completely forgotten about Clark's blindness by the time he went to sign the form. Of course!
I loved it! Perfect statement for Clark. He didn't lie, but it sounded like he denied he was Superman!
Especially after they sent all the reporters her way.
The Star has received confirmation that Love Fortress Magazine, the most notorious of all porn magazines, will today publish an exclusive and very detailed interview with Claude Benoit, the first co-worker to allegedly have a sexual relationship with Superman’s lover, Lois Lane.
Who exactly is calling on Superman to cut his ties with Lois? Love Fortress? Met Star? Or Claude? This is unclear. Of course, the article was written and edited by those 2nd graders (not to insult any actual 2nd graders) over at Metropolis Star.
Poor L&C. I want to give them a hug. Something better break soon or Lois is going to break out her compass and hitch a ride on a blue & red speeding bullet to France and shoot herself some redemption.
PS: I'm still waiting for something to make sense.