Remember those old Hostess ads they used to have in comic books? No? Well, see, back in the 70s, there was a whole series of Hostess comic book ads where the good guys use the amazing power of Twinkies, cupcakes, Hostess Fruit Pies, and other "baked goods" to solve even the most impossible situations.
There's an archive of them
here .
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For example, watch Superman
protect his secret identity with fruit pies! Be amazed by his clever ruse as he
stops a gang of robbers with more fruit pies! Or as he
saves a planet with Twinkies! Is there nothing he can't do, armed with an unlimited supply of junk food?
Well, it won't be easy to top those plots, but that's why it's a challenge.
Can you write a story where Clark (or one of the other good guys) saves the day with the "unbeatable power" of fat-, sugar-, and chemical-filled snacks?
