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You can find the [i]Another Dimension, Another Time, Another Lois[/i] TOC here.

For all of you lurking in the background, how about some cheers for Dan for showing his true colors when Lois needed him most.

What? No applause for Dan. Aww. That's too bad, I thought he was sweet, in a he'll never do, he's not Clark sort of way.

Well, if you want Dan to come back and Lois to fall in love with him and have a thousand babies, I'm sorry, you'll have to write that story yourself because this one isn't heading that way.

Nah, instead Lois's heading to paradise with Jimmy.



Comments?

Yeah, she might get stuffed into an oil drum and dumped into Hobbs Bay. And you know how hard it is to get old oil out of your hair. She might even have to cut it off. Umm… I think I jumped stories there, huh?

Because she’s controlled by Clark’s ghost and relieving the official story? On an unrelated note. How will Clark’s ghost take to Alt-Clark living with her?

Choose Clark.

Choose Clark, get medical insurance, and see a shrink. Keep believing in Clark, though.

“I’m in love with my pen-pal from the other side and I think he was made lost by this bad guy”?

Uuuuhhmmm… Perry, that’s because she was completely wasted and that was the best excuse she could come up with?



Eeeee…



/shakes head/ Aaaaand she’s been distracted by something shi-erm-bloody.

No. He’s right. And in a pinch, you can easily make your own headless corpse with a steak knife or a chainsaw. True love, OTOH, you’d need a really potent love potion…And use the 100% version…Hey, did Miranda leave any notes around?



Yeah, and if male pigs could fly, Lex wouldn’t have taken a dive. Oh, wait!

Did he get hit by shrapnel? Yes? Please?



/whispers/ I got a bit lost between the scene cut. Didn’t realize for a while that that’s the next day. Probably because of mental pictures from the show floating around. But that was the Camembert. Putting a ‘the next day’ in front of it, maybe?

Nice twist. And a very bad way of getting people to rewatch parts of the show. Making them consider rewatching it all. Which is a good thing. Except, well…I’m not sure if I should do it *already*…

Because she’s a woman and it’s her prerogative?

Headline in the Metropolis Star the next day: “Perry White of the Daily Planet, arrested for procuring” And below the fold, “Toni Taylor’s black book unveiled; Lois Lane a high-priced callgirl?”

And the other two because of hers. What? Not helping? Sooo-rryy.



So, Dan lost the bet, then?

And she’s wondering why people would want to commit her.

Michael

I like the way you got Jimmy to go on the trip rather than Dan. I'm wondering what's in store for them with no Superman.

Joan

Joan! You're a sight for sore eyes! I never pictured Dan on this trip, only Jimmy. For some reason, I just couldn't picture Dan camping. It would be like having two Lois types on Spencer's island. Anyway, after all he's been through with Lois, Jimmy deserves the trip more, don't you think. Nice relaxing trip to the tropics.

"Love is in the air"... No, just kidding.

laws.

Too bad it doesn't work as Anti-Jimmy.

I believe they call that "blaming the victim", Michael, and very much frowned upon. Anyway, if he isn't the type to attack while drugged on pheromones, she's safe. Plus, he doesn't know taekwondoe.

Animal cruelity? Drugs bad for the cat?

Hey, will lookie there. It isn't Tuesday yet.

I got a kick out of Jimmy's sunscreen actually repelling the tiger.

Hmmmm. You think some of my opinion of those piña colada sun oils is reflected in my story? I'll admit, sometimes it's a stretch not to have Superman save Lois. Just in time for... the next phase of our rollercoaster (okay, it was really for this part, but I only had one rider for Part 10. And the closest for one rider looks like this: Not really the same. I really like that bug-eyed one in the back with the long tongue.)

That's what he gets for betting with a gal who knows guys who know guys.

What, it's said to have been paradise!

Umm... /opens can of worms/ Lois knows that Jimmy's favorite reading material consists of magazines that interview naked women. With photos. Next, Lois knows how to and regularly, and with great intent, dresses in such a manner as to favorably accentuate her physical attributes, with the sole purpose of furthering her career by enticing and distracting her current subject of interest. This means she has to be very much aware of what she's doing and who she's with, namely a young twen boy in his best college years. She dresses like she's on a beach vacation with her boyfriend. He's looking. It's nature. If he were to touch, well, he'd be prone to lose limbs and other, more valuable, body parts. And as for the whole demographic prejudice. There's an entire industry that purposefully and with great diligence works on providing eye-candy to their audience with more or less cleverly veiled schemes. And usually, the actress (or actor nowadays) in question is fully aware that her (or his) costume (or role) is meant as eye-candy. So, I'm sorry, but Lois is not the victim just because Jimmy is enjoying the scenery, but she could sue the producers for putting her in such a precarious position. And for the record, it would be beyond inappropriate if it where an alive and well Lex instead of a Jimmy doing the ogling.

Michael

Not even going to touch that rigor-mortis joke with a 10 foot pole.

<<sounds of butterfly flapping its wings in the distance>> Kind of like that joke?

Good one! You're redeemed!



Oh, right, I've got to go prep that. Sorry, I got distracted by a catfight I was writing.

I was thinking Lois breaking it off with him, but yeah... we could hire some guys to do that literally.

Well, fine! If you're going to get techinical!

Really, I think your clock is off by 7-8 hours.

Virginia,

You are truly amazing.

Golly, shucks, Ken . I hope you still agree by the end of the story. There's at least one that Ray will probably roll his eyes at and consider a stretch (hence my personal apology to him in my WHAM warning), but I did *try* to make them probable. I mean, Lois couldn't have made it through 3 Kerth award winning investigations prior to Clark coming on the scene and then suddenly become inept, now could she? That just didn't seem logical. Hmmm. Maybe Clark *is* a jinx.

/looks around with faux-innocent look/

Every time a bad pun is born, a fairy flaps one last time and falls to the ground?



Tease.

Does this mean I should chose him as an avatar: [insert picture of Martin Snell] Couldn't find one... Michael

I'm really enjoying this story! I can't wait to see what happens next. Is it close enough to Tuesday yet to get part 12?

Thank you, Jen. I've got another 2.5 hours according to my clock.