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That was good! Green Arrow or Spiderman, indeed! Why not Wildcat, Nightwing, Doc Fate or something?

Gaaaah!!! Ughh! Groan!!! Yeah, blind as a bat, indeed, and intergalactically stupid Lois, whom I'm really only moderately fond of... but, all the same, this was very funny, Lara!

Hey! How does Lois know that Clark isn't the Martian Manhunter? J'on J'onnz is a shapeshifter, after all. Maybe he keeps shifting into his Clark Kent shape?

<groan> (but <giggle>, too)

<super-sized groan> (and a <giggle>)

I can't take it any more! Super-moronic Lois attacks Ann! Ann is down! Five, six, seven, eight, nine... ten and OUT!!!!

Ann

Thanks Mellie! I'm glad you found it amusing.

As you can certainly tell by the time of my post, this was written in the middle of the night... I was having yet another attack of the "I might as well get up, I've been staring at the ceiling for 2 hours" - yikes.

Eh. That's precisely why I put in an apology just for you. Cause this Lois is so damned blind, that confronted with the possibility that Clark might be Superman, she can't even see it. But I'm glad it made you laugh a little anyway.

Yeah, that would have made sense. But, since she dismisses the fact that Clark could be Superman because Superman isn't from Earth, it didn't really make sense that Clark be a Martian either. He's from Kansas!


You've totally gotten me down for the count with that one, Ann! hehehe!

BTW... note that the bit about Clark possibly being Green Arrow is a direct reference to Smallville and it is most definitely there on purpose. I couldn't help myself! (cause, OMG, the kiss!!! Have you seen it? Have you seen it? *happy sigh*)

Yeah, amusing indeed. I wouldn't have been able to come up with the half amount of these heroes. I always thought as a reporter Lois would go for the most obvious. But being intergallactically stupid might be a problem.

Great work, Lara. And that title... *giggles* For some reason I won't tell you yet I find this especially amusing.

LOL! That was great! Almost every superhero but Wonder Woman!

Artemis

Wonder Woman? Well... Lois isn't blind enough to think that Clark could be Wonder Woman! LOL! But somehow the thought of him in that suit is ridiculously funny... I'm sorry...

Barbara - I hope you will tell me, eventually! Cause I'm as curious as hell and people dropping hints like that really drive me nuts (ie: there's a line at the beginning of the story that describes Lois, but it's really more a description of myself.. I figured it would fit her too, though)

Come on girl, let me mystify this a bit. It's too much fun not to do it. You'll learn soon enough, I promise.

You can try bugging me, but I don't think this will help.

Oh Lara - too funny. Thanks for the laugh on this ugly, cold, dreary winter day.

-- DJ

Lara, you mean the one with Clark disguised as Green Arrow? Yeah, I've seen it.

Great part. Lois, only eliminate the impossible, not the improbable.

Lara, I think the inside joke has something to do with a story bakasi is working on?

Very funny!

I'm sure we wouldn't mind another continuation! (Hint)

Maybe this guy will help to persuade you?

I saw it and almost danced around my house in glee. It's about TIME that those two showed a little chemistry toward each other! Oh, how I only wish I could could find a fandom for Smallville like this one!

Hey DJ - glad you liked it. hehe! We're having an awful winter day over here as well. 'cause, guess what, winter's here! It's snowing like crazy out there. And here I thought it wouldn't snow until after my birthday... this snow storm just cost me 20$. (I should know better than to bet against mother nature, I know!)

Wasn't it just awesome? ...I can't stop watching it. I put it on my youtube account and half the views are likely to be mine. *lol*

Hey, who ever said women think logically? I know I sure don't. Besides... she's seen the *baby pictures*. LOL!

Yeah, I know it does. And I'm guessing this is something she would send me to BR.

I know I'll see it eventually, Barbara. I can't wait! I'm so curious it itches. *lol* And you know, I'm not really complaining, I do actually like surprises.

I just knew someone would say that. I wouldn't mind another sequel myself. Don't tell anyone I said this, but I have some of it written already. But, shhhh! It's a secret.

Oh, and by the way, if anyone happens to see Terry around, I do believe he owes me strawberries and cream. Heh.

Thanks for all the comments, guys. 'love ya!

Here you are, my lady, your virtual strawberries and cream - hmmm, there doesn't seem to be an icon for this particular treat. How about I e-mail them to you? Assuming, of course, that I am able to fit them into the envelope. Failing that, I suggest a trip to the nearest grocery store for some Life Savers Strawberries and Cream hard candy. It's quite tasty, as are all your offerings.

This was good, Lara. I chuckled, I guffawed, I tittered, and I laughed. Aloud, even.

And you're working on a sequel to the sequel? Without being bribed? Er, I mean, encouraged, of course, not bribed, because you are certainly above such coarse inducements. But if the second sequel is as funny as the first two installments, this will be on somebody's Kerth nomination list next year.

Here are your strawberries, Lara! Sorry I don't have cream for you, though.

Can't you try to create a picture of Clark in the WonderWoman costume? It's hilarious, but I'd love to see it.

Thanks Mellie, that was very yummy!

And well, yeah, I can *totally* make an image of a guy in Wonder Woman's outfit. I'm not absolutely convinced the guy will come out looking like Clark, though. (mind you, I'm working on a little project... might turn out to be a lot of fun!)

Terry! You are so making me blush right now! Thank you! I'd go over and hug you, but Oklahoma is a little far to travel for one without the power of flight, so you'll have to settle for a smiley instead.

Ah, but Green Lantern hasn’t always been black... There have been others, Lois.
Well, yeah, sometimes, Lois... in another universe, anyway.

What are you talking about girl? I totally lost you...


You must explain that one....


Where did you get those strawberries, Mellie?

Oh too funny. Superman didn't even make the list! Yeppp, you go get 'em Lois. I'll be waiting at the finish line with a Clue x 4.

JD

Sure enough, but being as though there is supposed to be only one Green Lantern per planet and that the current one is black, he cannot be Clark.

If A = B and B = C then A = C and don't ask me how I can manage such profound thoughts given the state of my synapses right now... Second wind, I guess?

Yes. And when she kisses him - who isn't him but actually Clark - she finds out just what a great kisser he is. And fans shout out with glee. weeee!!!!


Barbara said that something in that story made her laugh for reasons she wasn't going to tell me yet. And I'm sitting here going positively crazy with curiosity. Must be why it killed the cat, by the way.

And then the line in this story I was mentionning was this one She hated when people forced her to guess the things they meant to be telling her about. It always drove her absolutely crazy.

From Terry's post in the fdk thread on the first story:
As for the story (the stated reason for this thread), I laughed aloud. I, too, would like to see Lucy try to hint to Lois that Clark is actualy the Caped Crusader, see Lois ignore or disregard her sister's wild imaginings, and see Clark either misunderstand or play along (maybe because he woke up one morning with a scary Calvin icon on his pillow.) Could you write that one for us, Lara? Please? Pretty please with strawberries and cream on top?

Voilà. Nice Batman icon, but please, can we get Supes intead? Pretty please? (no strawberries, though - I am not sharing those! *lol*)

Loved it. I laughed. I cried. (Not really, but it sounds good.) I wanted more.

Elisabeth

I wish. I can't find a decent one.

Yeah, I'm surprised curiosity hasn't killed one of my cats....


Well, hey, here's a pretty decent Superman that I haven't seen before....

LOl very cute. Ah silly Lois. Laura