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Directions: Match the bad descriptions with the eligible Kerth fic. Reply with your guesses below. We will be posting 20 bad descriptions at a time and given the answers at the end of the week.

Have fun!
Eligible Fics
A Christmas Miracle
A New Dawn
Alive and Kickin'
All I Ask
All in the Notes
And Now A Word From Our Sponsor
Angel Of Death
Any Minute
April, Come He Will
Autumn
Cat's Corner
Christmas Wrapping
City of (Fallen) Angels
Combined Powers
Deadly
Delusions of Grandeur
Enough by NostalgiaKick
Enough by Folc4evernaday
Fade Into You
Flowers of Hope
Fragments
Free Falling
Geographic Distance
Get it Right
Gravity
Heartbeat
Hold On
I Want You To Want Me
In Too Deep
Just the Way You Are
Keeping A Secret
Kill Bill's Fan
Lex Luthor Saves Earth
Lights All Aglow
Like A Wrecking Ball
Little Bit of Advice
Lois Nightmare
Mad Dog's Demise
Moldau
Moving The Body
My Favorite Time of Year
Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel
No One's Day
Nobody
Not Ready
Nothing Can Stop Me Now
On The Long Way Down
Praying For A Sign
Professional Discretion
Punishment
Rules of Engagement
Rules of Guilt
Rules of Love
Rules of Marriage
Rules of the Game
Running
Second Chances
Shattered
Shattering the Fourth Wall
Sleeping With the Fishes
Splitting Hairs
Standup and Be Counted
Star Struck
Star’s Thoughts on Clark
Stepping Into the Light
Testing a Theory
That Night In The Car
The Debt
The Press Conference
The Throne of Lies
To Each Their Own
Walk Away
We Are One
Weather or Not
Wonder Struck
Wondering
Wrong Person of Interest
You Can't take It With You

Bad Description Set 1 of 4

1. Clark plays with mayonnaise and his mother’s patience.
2. Jimmy wants to get married
3. Clark’s family sees red.
4. A man gets punished.
5. You can change the past if you remember what you did wrong.
6. Batman and Superman owe Lois their lives.
7. Gardening is hard.
8. The mind of a psychopath is a scary place.
9. Holiday traditions can change in meaning over the years.
10. Clark has a twisted sense of humor
11. Under the wrong circumstances, holidays can suck.
12. Sometimes an asteroid is a blessing in disguise.
13. Clark’s first interview takes a hair-raising twist.
14. Clark sees a heavenly body
15. Clark trades in his fancy tuxes for a Spandex suit and a press pass.
16. Clark needs a nap.
17. Lois learns the consequences of her engagement to Luthor and Clark fears rejection.
18. Lois and Clark lose their temper and Dan makes a sandwich.
19. Lois has something important to say.
20. Living through the bad can help you give encouragement to others.

1. Just the Way You Are by Endelda
2. Get it Right by CarrieRene
3. Free Falling by CLeuch
4. Lois Nightmare by CloisFan1993
5. Second Chances by cuidadora
6. A New Dawn by Deadly Chakram
7. Angel Of Death by Deadly Chakram
8. I Want You To Want Me by Deadly Chakram
9. Lights All Aglow by Deadly Chakram
10. Moving The Body by Deadly Chakram
11. Praying For A Sign by Deadly Chakram
12. Splitting Hairs by Deadly Chakram
13. Star Struck by Deadly Chakram
14. Stepping Into the Light by Deadly Chakram
15. That Night In The Car by Endelda
16. Delusions of Grandeur by Folc4evernaday
17. Enough by Folc4evernaday
18. Fade Into You by Folc4evernaday
19. Flowers of Hope by Folc4evernaday
20. Fragments by Folc4evernaday

Hi Val!

So, for this one, I’m mostly relying on super shorts given a severe backlog in the story-reading department


1. Clark plays with mayonnaise and his mother’s patience.
*sigh*

2. Jimmy wants to get married
Get it Right by CarrieRene

3. Clark’s family sees red.
*scratches head*

4. A man gets punished.
Literally or figuratively. Let’s go with literally and use
Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel by Folc4evernaday
since Lex is in jail there and dies instead of just dying.

There’s also
Nobody by NostalgiaKick
where Lex is punishing Superman for his attempt to out-super Lex.

5. You can change the past if you remember what you did wrong.
Don’t think I’ve got to that one yet.

6. Batman and Superman owe Lois their lives.
*squints*

7. Gardening is hard.
Martha the Black Thumb in
Angel Of Death by Deadly Chakram

8. The mind of a psychopath is a scary place.
While it would be tempting to use Queeny’s Punishment, I’m going with
You Can't Take It With You by Mouserocks
After all, you can’t call Lois a psycho and live to tell the tale. Not to her face, at least…

9. Holiday traditions can change in meaning over the years.
We have a lot of Christmas-fics, but let’s try
My Favorite Time of Year by Folc4evernaday

10. Clark has a twisted sense of humor
*gaaaah*
He does tease Lois a bit in
To Each Their Own by Queen of Capes

11. Under the wrong circumstances, holidays can suck.
It does have a happy ending but starts out rather bleak for Lois:
A Christmas Miracle by LadyTPower

12. Sometimes an asteroid is a blessing in disguise.


13. Clark’s first interview takes a hair-raising twist.

14. Clark sees a heavenly body
We have *two* Nightfall stories in this quizz?

15. Clark trades in his fancy tuxes for a Spandex suit and a press pass.
Nope.

16. Clark needs a nap.
*sigh*

17. Lois learns the consequences of her engagement to Luthor and Clark fears rejection.
Nope.

18. Lois and Clark lose their temper and Dan makes a sandwich.
Maybe one of the Shattered stories?

19. Lois has something important to say.
Doesn’t she ever? But maybe
Moldau by Queen of Capes
Simply because what she is telling Clark *is* kind of important.

20. Living through the bad can help you give encouragement to others.
Ah yes!
Flowers of Hope by Folc4evernaday

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Below are the answers for the first set of Bad Descriptions


1. Clark plays with mayonnaise and his mother’s patience.
Answer: Just the Way You Are by Endelda

2. Jimmy wants to get married
Answer: Get it Right by CarrieRene

3. Clark’s family sees red.
Answer: Free Falling

4. A man gets punished.
Answer: Lois Nightmare by CloisFan1993

5. You can change the past if you remember what you did wrong.
Answer: Second Chances by cuidadora

6. Batman and Superman owe Lois their lives.
Answer: A New Dawn by Deadly Chakram

7. Gardening is hard.
Answer: Angel of Death by Deadly Chakram

8. The mind of a psychopath is a scary place.
Answer: I Want You to Want Me by Deadly Chakram

9. Holiday traditions can change in meaning over the years.
Answer: Lights All Aglow by Deadly Chakram

10. Clark has a twisted sense of humor
Answer: Moving the Body by Deadly Chakram

11. Under the wrong circumstances, holidays can suck.
Answer: No One's Day by Deadly Chakram

12. Sometimes an asteroid is a blessing in disguise.
Answer: Praying for a Sign by Deadly Chakram

13. Clark’s first interview takes a hair-raising twist.
Answer: Splitting Hairs by Deadly Chakram

14. Clark sees a heavenly body
Answer: Star Struck by Deadly Chakram

15. Clark trades in his fancy tuxes for a Spandex suit and a press pass.
Answer: Stepping Into the Light by Deadly Chakram

16. Clark needs a nap.
Answer: That Night in the Car by Endelda

17. Lois learns the consequences of her engagement to Luthor and Clark fears rejection.
Answer: Delusions of Grandeur by Folc4evernaday

18. Lois and Clark lose their temper and Dan makes a sandwich.
Answer: Enough by Folc4evernaday

19. Lois has something important to say.
Answer: Fade Into You by Folc4evernaday

20. Living through the bad can help you give encouragement to others.
Answer: Flowers of Hope by Folc4evernaday

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Bad Description Set 2 of 4

1. Lois is confused about the movie time
2. Lois can’t skate.
3. It’s time.
4. Lois and Clark talk.
5. Actions speak louder than words among friends.
6. Sometimes secrets aren’t as secret as you think.
7. Someone’s got to believe in Santa.
8. Clark wrapped a lot of presents.
9. Lex gets a little choked up.
10. Ellen yells at Dan Scardino.
11. Dan gets shot and Clark loses his cool.
12. Lex Luthor thinks he’s the center of attention.
13. The bride and groom are almost late for their own wedding.
14. Intergang boss Mr. Darryl is arrested and Martha has an art show.
15. Clark’s butthurtness almost costs him his chance with Lois
16. Cat Grant makes a big mistake
17. Superman’s children watch the world discover his true identity.
18. Always so worried about who would out his secret, Clark never stopped to imagine it would be a what.
19. Dan figures out he’s not Mr. Right.
20. Secrets keep people apart unless the heart fights to stay together.

1. Fragments by Folc4evernaday
2. Gravity by Folc4evernaday
3. Heartbeat by Folc4evernaday
4. Hold On by Folc4evernaday
5. In Too Deep by Folc4evernaday
6. Like A Wrecking Ball by Folc4evernaday
7. Christmas Wrapping by Folc4evernaday
8. My Favorite Time of Year by Folc4evernaday
9. Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel by Folc4evernaday
10. Rules of Engagement by Folc4evernaday
11. Rules of Guilt by Folc4evernaday
12. Rules of Love by Folc4evernaday
13. Rules of Marriage by Folc4evernaday
14. Rules of the Game by Folc4evernaday
15. Shattered by Folc4evernaday
16. Testing a Theory by Folc4evernaday
17. The Press Conference by Folc4evernaday
18. The Throne of Lies by Folc4evernaday
19. Walk Away by Folc4evernaday
20. Geographic Distance by Groobie

These are hard, but I think I got #9:

9) Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel

Updated the list. That one is correct.

*forehead smack* It finally clicked for me...

Throne of Lies!

And
Would that be Press Conference?

That is correct.

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Answers for this set will be posted tomorrow. Any guesses?

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Below are the answers for the second set of Bad Descriptions

1. Lois is confused about the movie time
Answer: Fragments by Folc4evernaday
2. Lois can’t skate.
Answer: Gravity by Folc4evernaday
3. It’s time.
Answer: Heartbeat by Folc4evernaday
4. Lois and Clark talk.
Answer: Hold On by Folc4evernaday
5. Actions speak louder than words among friends.
Answer: In Too Deep by Folc4evernaday
6. Sometimes secrets aren’t as secret as you think.
Answer: Like A Wrecking Ball by Folc4evernaday
7. Someone’s got to believe in Santa.
Answer: Christmas Wrapping by Folc4evernaday
8. Clark wrapped a lot of presents.
Answer: My Favorite Time of Year by Folc4evernaday
9. Lex gets a little choked up
Answer: Natural Causes: The Popcorn Kernel by Folc4evernaday
10. Ellen yells at Dan Scardino.
Answer: Rules of Engagement by Folc4evernaday
11. Dan gets shot and Clark loses his cool.
Answer: Rules of Guilt by Folc4evernaday
12. Lex Luthor thinks he’s the center of attention.
Answer: Rules of Love by Folc4evernaday
13. The bride and groom are almost late for their own wedding.
Answer: Rules of Marriage by Folc4evernaday
14. Intergang boss Mr. Darryl is arrested and Martha has an art show.
Answer: Rules of the Game by Folc4evernaday
15. Clark’s butthurtness almost costs him his chance with Lois
Answer: Shattered by Folc4evernaday
16. Cat Grant makes a big mistake
Answer: Testing a Theory by Folc4evernaday
17. Superman’s children watch the world discover his true identity.
Answer: The Press Conference by Folc4evernaday
18. Always so worried about who would out his secret, Clark never stopped to imagine it would be a what.
Answer: The Throne of Lies by Folc4evernaday
19. Dan figures out he’s not Mr. Right.
Answer: Walk Away by Folc4evernaday
20. Secrets keep people apart unless the heart fights to stay together.
Answer: Geographic Distance by Groobie

Bad Description Set 3 of 4

1. Lois overhears a conversation.
2. Lois pays up.
3. Heroes from S to Z meet.
4. A father talks to his daughter.
5. Lex has a surprise for Lois on Christmas Eve.
6. A pair of glasses can help people see you in a different light.
7. The anonymity of the internet leads people to do odd things in their spare time
8. Clark flies high in the sky.
9. The audience might have something to say about that.
10. Someone thinks Clark is closed-minded.
11. A rainstorm can make all the difference.
12. Clark makes a friend overseas.
13. Lex Luthor needs a hero.
14. Cat misses Lois and Clark’s wedding.
15. Some teams are better than others at cracking the case before it’s too late.
16. Time slows down during the most important moment of Clark’s life.
17. Sometimes Clark isn’t always the good guy.
18. Clark is the ultimate fanboy
19. Health is important when trying to destroy your enemy.
20. Jimmy turns killer.


1. ______________________
2. The Debt by Lois_Lane_Fan
3. ______________________
4. ______________________
5. ______________________
6. ______________________
7. Kill Bill's Fan by Lynn S.M.
8. ______________________
9. ______________________
10. ______________________
11. Weather or Not by Lynn S.M.
12. ______________________
13. ______________________
14. ______________________
15. ______________________
16. ______________________
17. ______________________
18. Wonder Struck by Mouserocks
19. ______________________
20. Sleeping With the Fishes by MrxMxyzptlk

Okay! *cracks knuckles* Let's see what we got, this round!


Ah! That would be The Debt



I can't help but think this would be true regarding every fanfic on this site. I think it's Kill Bill's Fan, though?


Gotta be Weather or Not


Ooh! City of Fallen Angels!


Wonder Struck, right?


Sleeping with the Fishes.

Hey Queenie!


Ding Ding!



Yes.


Correct!


Close! It is a crossover but not that one.


Yup!


Ding Ding!

Since it is 78 fics to roam through I thought I'd do you guys a favor and give you a cleaned up list of what is left to guess:

Remaining Eligible Fics:

A Christmas Miracle
Alive and Kickin'
All I Ask
All in the Notes
And Now A Word From Our Sponsor
Any Minute
April, Come He Will
Autumn
Cat's Corner
City of (Fallen) Angels
Combined Powers
Deadly
Enough by NostalgiaKick
Keeping A Secret
Lex Luthor Saves Earth
Little Bit of Advice
Mad Dog's Demise
Moldau
Nobody
Not Ready
Nothing Can Stop Me Now
On The Long Way Down
Professional Discretion
Punishment
Running
Shattering the Fourth Wall
Standup and Be Counted
Star’s Thoughts on Clark
To Each Their Own
We Are One
Wondering
Wrong Person of Interest
You Can't Take It With You

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Below are the answers for the third set of Bad Descriptions
1. Lois overhears a conversation.
Answer: Running by Kathryn84
2. Lois pays up.
Answer: The Debt by Lois_Lane_Fan
3. Heroes from S to Z meet.
Answer: Combined Powers by LadyTPower
4. A father talks to his daughter.
Answer: We Are One by LadyTPower
5. Lex has a surprise for Lois on Christmas Eve.
Answer: A Christmas Miracle by LadyTPower
6. A pair of glasses can help people see you in a different light.
Answer: And Now A Word From Our Sponsor by Lynn S.M.
7. The anonymity of the internet leads people to do odd things in their spare time
Answer: Kill Bill's Fan by Lynn S.M.
8. Clark flies high in the sky.
Answer: Nothing Can Stop Me by Lynn S.M.
9. The audience might have something to say about that.
Answer: Shattering the Fourth Wall by Lynn S.M.
10. Someone thinks Clark is closed-minded.
Answer: Star's Thoughts on Clark by Lynn S.M.
11. A rainstorm can make all the difference.
Answer: Weather or Not by Lynn S.M.
12. Clark makes a friend overseas.
Answer: April Come He Will by Millefeuilles
13. Lex Luthor needs a hero.
Answer: Alive and Kickin' by Morgana
14. Cat misses Lois and Clark’s wedding.
Answer: Cat's Corner by Morgana
15. Some teams are better than others at cracking the case before it’s too late.
Answer: Wrong Person of Interest by Morgana
16. Time slows down during the most important moment of Clark’s life.
Answer: Any Minute by Mouserocks
17. Sometimes Clark isn’t always the good guy.
Answer: On the Long Way Down by Mouserocks
18. Clark is the ultimate fanboy
Answer: Wonder Struck by Mouserocks
19. Health is important when trying to destroy your enemy.
Answer: You Can't Take It With You by Mouserocks
20. Jimmy turns killer.
Answer: Sleeping With the Fishes by MrxMxyzptlk

Last Set of Bad Descriptions

Remaining Eligible Fics
All I Ask
All in the Notes
Autumn
City of (Fallen) Angels
Deadly
Enough by NostalgiaKick
Keeping A Secret
Lex Luthor Saves Earth
Little Bit of Advice
Mad Dog's Demise
Moldau
Nobody
Not Ready
Professional Discretion
Punishment
Standup and Be Counted
To Each Their Own
Wondering


Bad Description Set 4 of 4

1. Superman experiences sexism
2. Superman has a bad day.
3. Perry has marriage advice.
4. Clark’s prison is in his mind.
5. Fame blindsides Clark leaving him feeling unworthy.
6. Perry has a moment of clarity on Clark Kent.
7. Speak of the devil.
8. Spoilers for all.
9. Pumpkin spice brings out a few memories.
10. Clark gets downright scary.
11. Clark can’t keep his mouth shut.
12. Lex is a hero.
13. Clark is a deadbeat dad.
14. Lois makes Clark squirm
15. Clark knows Lois’ secret.
16. Lois doesn’t mind going soft.
17. Mr. Stern puts Lois and Clark on an investigation that makes them tickle their funny bones.
18. Clark wants a date and Lex becomes a stalker.

1. _______________________________
2. Enough by NostalgiaKick
3. Little Bit of Advice
4. Nobody
5. Not Ready
6. Professional Discretion
7. _______________________________
8. All in the Notes
9. _______________________________
10. Deadly
11. Keeping A Secret
12. Lex Luthor Saves Earth
13. _______________________________
14. Punishment
15. To Each, Their Own
16. Mad Dog's Demise
17. Standup and Be Counted
18. _______________________________

Ooh, Ooh, I know some of these! (now that I've read almost all of them ) Pretty sure about these:
(3) is Little Bit of Advice
(17) Standup and be Counted
(16) Mad Dog's Demise
(2) Enough
(12) Lex Luther Saves Earth
(5) Not Ready
(6) Professional Discretion
(15) To Each, Their Own
(14) Punishment

Not terribly sure of these:

(8) All in the Notes?
(10) Deadly?
(11) Keeping a Secret?
(4) Moldau? or Nobody?

That's all I've got.

3. Perry has marriage advice.
Answer: Little Bit of Advice.

17. Mr. Stern puts Lois and Clark on an investigation that makes them tickle their funny bones.
Answer: Standup and Be Counted

16. Lois doesn’t mind going soft.
Answer: Mad Dog's Demise

2. Superman has a bad day.
Answer: Enough by NostalgiaKick

12. Lex is a hero.
Answer: Lex Luthor Saves Earth

5. Fame blindsides Clark leaving him feeling unworthy.
Answer: Not Ready

6. Perry has a moment of clarity on Clark Kent.
Answer: Professional Discretion

15. Clark knows Lois’ secret.
Answer: To Each, Their Own

14. Lois makes Clark squirm
Answer: Punishment

8. Spoilers for all.
Answer: All in the Notes

10. Clark gets downright scary.
Answer: Deadly

11. Clark can’t keep his mouth shut.
Answer: Keeping a Secret

4. Clark’s prison is in his mind.
Answer: Nobody

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Below are the answers for the fourth set of Bad Descriptions
1. Superman experiences sexism
Answer:Wondering
2. Superman has a bad day.
Answer:Enough by NostalgiaKick
3. Perry has marriage advice.
Answer:Little Bit of Advice
4. Clark’s prison is in his mind.
Answer:Nobody
5. Fame blindsides Clark leaving him feeling unworthy.
Answer:Not Ready
6. Perry has a moment of clarity on Clark Kent.
Answer:Professional Discretion
7. Speak of the devil.
Answer: City of Fallen Angels
8. Spoilers for all.
Answer: All in the Notes
9. Pumpkin spice brings out a few memories.
Answer: Autumn
10. Clark gets downright scary.
Answer:All in the Notes
11. Clark can’t keep his mouth shut.
Answer: Keeping a Secret
12. Lex is a hero.
Answer: Lex Luthor Saves Earth
13. Clark is a deadbeat dad.
Answer:Moldau
14. Lois makes Clark squirm
Answer:Punishment
15. Clark knows Lois’ secret.
Answer:To Each, Their Own
16. Lois doesn’t mind going soft.
Answer:Mad Dog's Demise
17. Mr. Stern puts Lois and Clark on an investigation that makes them tickle their funny bones.
Answer:Standup and Be Counted
18. Clark wants a date and Lex becomes a stalker.
Answer:All I Ask