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Lois Lane, Clark Kent:
We write stories about them.
Why not some haiku?

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Drama:
These two reporters
Investigate Lex Luthor.
Look out! Kryptonite!

An Elseworld:
In this universe
Young Lois has met her match:
Clark, chess team captain!


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Short-sighted:
You are a moron
Broken soulmate's bleeding heart
She's safest with you


"HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE." -Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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Been re-watching "Contact", Endelda? wink


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Been reading some episode re-writes LOL


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Secrecy:
Hiding in plain sight
Keeping secrets from the world
Afraid to tell her


"HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE." -Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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Some years back, I wrote the following haiku to launch the shortest L&C Story Ever Challenge.

Hurricane Clark
My notes are arranged
Until Superman enters -
"Whoosh" scatters papers.

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The Proposal
"Clark or Superman?"
So you know the two are one?
Will you accept me?

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Meet Cute
Tall, dark and handsome
Stuttering, standing, falling
"Lois Lane; Clark Kent."

Nine AM
Adonis. Naked.
Towel. Wet. Drop. Hot. Mouth dry.
Quit staring and speak.

A Change of Clothes
His clothes are dirty.
He's no help in a crisis.
He's slowing me down.

Chinese Takeout
He's an annoyance
Glasses so ridiculous
His smile, like sunshine


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Okay, these are ridiculously fun. Definitely gonna do more with this. I'm actually thinking this might be a good technique for breaking down chapters in general.


Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness.
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An Alt-Tale

Lonely Superman
Back in time in the Congo
Tempus poised to strike.


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Clone

You look just like me
But you are my enemy
My father said so


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A rocket streaks down.
Inside, a sleeping infant.
On the road: A truck.


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Brains not up for fic,
Remembered Haiku challenge.
How about a bump?


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Routine
Super-strength hair gel
Fills an industrial vat.
He always pays cash.

Unravel
Caught under her heel,
Red thread winds around the world
And leads to Clark Kent

Contingency
"Bring a change of clothes."
...say goodbye, pink-and-teal suit,
Until tomorrow


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Delightful haiku
Entice a smile from my lips.
Well written, Bitten.

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Ten Years Old (in Metropolis)
In the sky!
Bird, plane? SUPERMAN??
A bird.

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