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#277274 - 10/12/17 10:04 PM Six Words Or Less Challenge
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Kerth

Registered: 07/24/03
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QUICK! In six words or less: What did Clark say when he finally got that door open?
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#277277 - 10/13/17 12:05 AM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
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Pulitzer

Registered: 05/22/11
Posts: 4740
Loc: Connecticut
Lois? Why are you naked?

Jimmy, take off my Superman suit!

Mom? Dad? I need eye bleach!

Oh no! Lex Luthor clones?!
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#277281 - 10/13/17 04:07 AM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
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Registered: 02/18/10
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Loc: Delaware
He said something (a)jarring. peep

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#277283 - 10/13/17 04:31 AM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
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Registered: 07/14/17
Posts: 178
Loc: North Carolina
Look at all those Batman costumes.

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#277288 - 10/13/17 03:10 PM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
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Merriwether

Registered: 06/22/11
Posts: 1688
Loc: California
It's not what it looks like.

Lois, I can explain.

*looks at remains of door* Whoops.
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#277289 - 10/13/17 03:15 PM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
Lynn S. M. Offline
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Trick or treat!


Edited by Lynn S. M. (10/13/17 03:18 PM)
Edit Reason: original was a bit too gross.

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#277291 - 10/13/17 07:44 PM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
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Registered: 06/29/13
Posts: 1043
Loc: California
Oh, no! Not again!

Lois! That's my fidget spinner!

So that's who Ultra Woman is!

I didn't want to see that.

Pizza, Twinkies, doughnuts ... mmm!

What a nice green gl--
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#277295 - 10/13/17 10:00 PM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
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Pulitzer

Registered: 05/22/11
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Loc: Connecticut
Gifts? From...SANTA? Those liars!!!!!!!
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"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent

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#277302 - 10/14/17 03:52 AM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
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Registered: 02/11/10
Posts: 594
Loc: Michigan's thumb
Door? The wall would've been quicker!
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#277445 - 10/29/17 04:57 PM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
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Registered: 04/24/11
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Loc: USA
Feeling thick, but what door? Did I miss something while stuck in RL? Also, can't Clark SEE through doors?
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#277446 - 10/29/17 05:19 PM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
Lynn S. M. Offline
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Virginia, you get to decide what door. Good point about him being able to see through doors, but I would assume that his ethics are such that he wouldn't casually look through a door, even though he could do so.

Joy,
Lynn

p.s., I hope that whatever was happening that kept you busy in RL was "good busy," or, if it wasn't that it has at least been resolved favorably now.

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#278294 - 01/03/18 10:23 AM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
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Registered: 03/02/13
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"Why was that hard to open?"

"Superman could have opened this quicker," Clark mumbled as Lois looked over his shoulder at his fumbling, yet finally successful attempt at picking the lock.

"Superman?! How--! Oh, it's you, Barry!"

"Lousy solicitors interrupting our 'quality time'..."

"Jimmy! No... you weren't interrupting anything..."

"Hi, Lois! ... Oops, forgot my glasses..."
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#278295 - 01/03/18 10:28 AM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
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Lois barged in to his motel room saying, "It's nine, I thought you'd be naked. Er, ready."
Clark sighed, "Why didn't I put pants on?"
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"It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then...he shoots fire from the skies, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how fortunate we all are that it does not occur to him." -Batman (in Superman/Batman #3 by Jeph Loeb)

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#278301 - 01/03/18 02:55 PM Re: Six Words Or Less Challenge [Re: Queen of the Capes]
Lynn S. M. Offline
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Should have picked door number two.

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