Hi, everyone! I sure hope someone can help me. I am trying to find a fic (nfic, I think) that I read a long time ago. It starts off with Lois feeling the sexual longing of a Lois in another reality. She goes to alt-Lois, but it isn't her. Both of them are feeling a third Lois. BTW, I don't know where the Clarks are! They travel to another reality where they try to make a reluctant Clark into Superman. There is a line where the tailor asks that Clark if he dresses left or right. Beyond that I can't remember.
Does this ring any bells?