Happy birthday, Feli. Sorry I don't have anything funny to share...not really in my wheelhouse.
Even though I wrote it for Sue's birthday, you can always enjoy another reading of "Let Them Eat Cake" on the naughty side of the boards.
Nothing else brightens my day as quickly as reading smut!
You can find my stories as Groobie on the nfic archives and Susan Young on the gfic archives. In other words, you know me as Groobie.