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My son loves trying to come up with jokes (particularly the simple knock-knock or why did? jokes). He came up with this "dud" that I decided needed a story to turn it into one.

Here's the Joke:

Why did Superman fly across the Road? To get to the other Superman!


Your challenge is to turn this into a humorous story.


CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx.
JONATHAN: A jinx?
CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me.
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Challenge Accepted! laugh


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Originally Posted by Queen of the Capes
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Thank you! Me and my soon to be five year old are looking forward to seeing what you come up with. (it can be a belated birthday present, but don't worry about the time frame).


CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx.
JONATHAN: A jinx?
CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me.
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I know it's probably too late for his birthday, but I'm working on a little something. Not sure when it will be finished. My daughters generously shared their cold with me. Again. laugh


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Battle On,
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"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent

"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon


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