Hi Mary!
“Unless, perhaps, I come home the other way?”
Mon dieu! The terrible Americans have completely corrupted the poor boy!
“I suppose next, you'll be wanting a set of brightly colored tights!” she continued.
No, he strikes me more of a black tights guy. With white face paint.
We could have your name emblazoned on them, as well!”
SUPERMAN: It *does* look good, splayed out across my chest.
“It means he's Kryptonian, I guess.”
“Do you think the two of you are related?” his mom asked over the rim of her cup.
Not necessarily. All Kryptonians look alike to humans.
“Okay, admittedly, it does seem possible,” he allowed. “But, it could still be a coincidence.”
He could also be a White Martian who only *plays* at being Michel. Or, maybe he’s from a mirror universe, dropped in France as a baby by Tempus.
Clark winced. “Michel, I do not want you taking apart that globe!”
Exactly. What if he can’t put it back together and they then have no way of learning about their wife?
Clark shook his head. “No, thank you!” he said, leaning back with his tea. “You can smash it into atoms, for all I care; I hope I never see that thing again!”
/queue ominous music/
Fun update!
Michael
I could TOTALLY see that! Poor Martha and Jonathan from another dimension who didn't get their son. 
