Oooh! Update!
Fresh for the Happy New Year!
"I mean it, Clark," she said. "Tell me what's suddenly gotten into you or, so help me, we're going to sit right here in this car until you spill."
He stared at her in silence for a few moments, then sighed. "Lois," he said quietly, "I think I might have cheated on my wife."
So, it’s a literal gut-spilling situation?
I always thought that if I found the right woman to share my life with, I would treasure our vows every day! But if I've been cheating all this time--"
To be fair, his wife also did Superman, so…
"Clark, stop talking about yourself in the first person!" Lois ordered.
This gotta be a first!
"Look, Clark, you're a guy, and so is this alternate doppelganger version of you. It isn't really such a..."
Poor jaded Lois.
CLARK:
Lois briefly turned to gape at Clark. "Could she have mistaken you for someone else? I mean," she added, "aside from the obvious you-not-being-you thing."
DIANA PRINCE: Yeah, I guess so…He did look kind of like Kal-El, though.
"Clark, I'm sorry," Lois said softly.
Clark turned to look at her in shock. "What?" he asked.
"For writing you off," Lois clarified.
"That house isn't actually ours, you know," Clark said, giving her a tiny smile.
"I know," said Lois. "Let's go home, Clark."
Cute!
Miss, may I have some more, please?
Michael