Here's my short, brief, and did I mention short? response.
CLARK:
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"Kiss me quick."
Clark blinked at her— once, twice, and again. She didn't clarify, or take the words back, or acknowledge him in any way other than the hushed words hastily thrown his way the moment before. Surely he'd misheard something. Okay, so he had perfect hearing, and he was standing right next to her, so it was unlikely that it was on his end...
Maybe she’s been drugged. Again. Or he’s showing some blue?
She grabbed him by his open jaw and before he could even process what was happening, her mouth was on his— in spite of his squirming— searing and passionate and dear god was that her tongue?
*tongue*?
MIRANDA: I’m I good or am I good?
"Clark?!"
His eyes widened as he pulled himself away hastily, eyes wide and spine straightening at the sound of his wife's voice.
Is that the alternate alternate universe and he’s married to Lana?
Clark's eyes swiveled back from his wife to the other Lane woman and his scowl only deepened.
*Two* Loises?
"I knew it!"
Lois stalked over towards her sister with a growl. "Lucy! What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
Oh. Lucy kissed him. Wait. What? Why would Lucy have kissed Superman?
"I knew you guys were hiding something from me! I just knew it! I knew you had to be Superman!"
See? *Why* would Lucy have kissed Superman like that?
Belatedly, Clark realized he was still in the uniform, and the mortification finally started sinking in for him at what had just happened.
Lois smacked her sister upside the head, prompting Lucy to utter a loud groan of protest. "If you just "knew" he was Superman, then why'd you have to kiss him? That's my husband you were just making out with!"
also
Naturally my first assumption was that he was two-timing you— no offense, Clark."
"Some offense taken," he glared,
still trying to find a way to wipe the taste of his wife's sister's lips off of his.
He could kiss Lois?
LOIS:
What?
I figured I'd have caught him dead before I caught him cheating."
Given his job and the presence of Kryptonite, that might happen more frequent than Lois would like.
I figured I'd have caught him dead before I caught him cheating."
Lois scoffed, arms crossed tightly over her chest as she shot a glare at her husband. "So did I."
CLARK:
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"She ambushed me!" Clark cried defensively, arms up in the air.
Lois rolled her eyes and cracked a smile at her husband, soothing a hand over the crest emblazoned across his chest. "I know, honey. She's a bad sister-in-law."
If I was wrong, well, what's the harm in sneaking in a kiss with Superman?"
"Again, your married brother-in-law."
She’s always been the more…adventurous one?
"Oh, come on, sis. You're just mad that you didn't think of this before you found out."
"That's not true! I kissed Superman plenty of times before I knew who he was!"
Not helping yourself there, my dear.
LOIS:
CLARK: Not helping!
Clark sighed, sensing an impending battle and knowing he had to put a stop to it.
Two sisters fighting over his attentions?
NOR: Yeah, he’s quite defective.
She was just doing some investigative reporting, like you and I.
So when Lois goes out kissing billionaires until she finds the one masquerading as a bat or an arrow, that’s all right, too?
CLARK: Now wait just a minute…
There's no harm done here, other than the fact that I'm the one left trying to get the taste of her breakfast out of my mouth. What did you eat, a pound of garlic?"
That wasn’t nice, Lucy!
Fun one!
Michael
Any comments you got, leave 'em here. And thanks again to HappyGirl for making a plot bunny hop around in my brain!
woman was kissing Superman. Lois certainly needs to go to remedial superhero spouse school for her blunder. Who would've guessed that Lucy was as sharp as her sister.
What she said was darnright insulting.
