This challenge is to take a conspiracy theory and put it in an LnC fanfic. It can turn out that the conspiracy theory is true in the LnC universe, or as false as they are in real life.

This can range from the truly bizarre conspiracy theories (such as the British royal family being shape-shifting alien lizards) to the sort of weird theories once put forth by the Weekly World News (such as Elvis, JFK, and Jimmy Hoffa being sighted having coffee in a Starbucks in Florida) to the sort of weirdness that happens when people learn about a real phenomenon and promptly display a distinct lack of understanding of reality (such as what a normally very intelligent co-worker told me last week about the Earth suddenly starting to tilt on its axis, thus making for hot spring weather wallbash ).

Conspiracy theories abound, so have fun.


"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland