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#256437 07/20/14 08:22 PM
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Q: What's black and white and read all over?

A: The Daily Planet.


"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
Annie B. #256439 07/20/14 08:31 PM
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Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: One of Superman's rejected uniforms.

CLARK: But, Mom, this one has style. Like one of my favorite ties.

peep


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Annie B. #256443 07/20/14 09:14 PM
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Q: How is Superman like someone who breaks out of jail?

A: They both have a great S cape.

Joy,
Lynn

Annie B. #256563 07/23/14 06:00 PM
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Okay, these are horrible but:

Q: What was a medieval warrior on Krypton called?

A: Krypto-Knight.


Q: What did Clark call the night he was sick?

A: A krypto-night.

peep




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"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent

"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon


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