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I'm thinking about making some quote icons with lines from the show. Anybody want to help me generate ideas by posting your favorite quotes?

~Anna

"I said nine, I thought you'd be naked..."

First one that came to mind.
Carol

'It's not the years that count, it's the moments.' - lookie, I made one of my own - sort of!

'What in the Sam Hill??'

'I mean Duh! It's obvious!'

'God, Herb. Who writes your dialogue?'

'Hi, er... D'you find a baby in a spaceship?'

'I'm not a crackpot!'

'Rocky road or chocolate?'

'It's Smallville. I couldn't make that name up.'

'Get a grip!'
'Believe me I'd love to!

'You are low man, I am top banana.'
'You like to be on top. Got it.'

For some reason I'm also quite fond of 'Great shades of Elvis!'

Ooo I can totally see one of Clark and Scardino [yes, I know, Anna, call him Daniel] maybe at the cemetery in Resurrection with the chocolate or rocky road one.
Carol

These are great, you guys! Keep them coming!

I might have to pull out Resurrection and watch it (again). What a terrible, terrible chore, but I'll do it for the good of the icons. I'll try not to drool too much. *g*

There's also one where he talks about her eyelashes that makes me swoon. I might have to go searching for the exact words on that one too.

~Anna

My fave quote is probably a little long for an icon but what the hey...

"So now that you know, unofficially, are you gonna tell anyone else that you, ya know, know?"

"No, I just wanted you to know."

"Superman doesn't smirk"

"Lois is in trouble, Lois in in trouble"

"Where's your suit, Superman?"

"Clark, you're not the boss of us!"

"God, I love irony."

"You bet your sweet little chumpy I am."

The (You can fly off?), "That is so not fair." by Lois in WHALTTA

The eensy weensy infinitesimal attraction line by Lois at the end of PML.

Cat in SV: "That agent frisked me twice."

Lois in SV: "Look what the Cat dragged in."

CAT: Then my reputation precedes me.
Lois, returning, overhears, sneers at Cat's ample chest.
LOIS: Among other things.

"Who's the new tight end?"

There are some possibilities. Go with your ideas.

Here are a few of mine ...

"You know what pasta does to me." -- Clark in "AKA Superman"

"So, what you're saying is is you're a vir . . . vir . . . vuh . . . a very patient man." -- Lois, in "Virtually Destroyed"

"If that was the end of it, we wouldn't have jobs." -- Clark, in "Swear to God, This Time, We're Not Kidding"

"You want the Pulitzer. You want your wedding. Do you forget the Pulitzer? Do you forget your wedding?" -- Lois, in "I Now Pronounce You"

"I think you're brilliant. But there is a fine line between brilliance and lunacy." -- Clark, in "Madame Ex"

"Foreplay is great, but this is ridiculous." -- Lois, in "Soul Mates"

"Honey, what'd you want me to say? No, lighten up, Officer, I'm married to that lunatic?" -- Clark, in "Dead Lois Walking"

From Rahalia: "Dew doesn't smell!!"

My sig line.

*points down*

Oh, Lois ever the funnster stop my sides are splitting. -Tempus in Lois and Clarks

More from Lois and Clarks:
JONATHAN: Aren't you dead?
WELLS: Only some of the time.

WELLS: I refuse to believe something so diabolical could be so easy.
TEMPUS: Well, that's the Protestant in you.

Pretty much anything from that episode that Tempus says. I love his humor. Like he says to Lois, "You look nervous, Lois. Contemplate your future as a charcoal briquette. It's soothing."

Thanks you guys! This helps a lot. I probably won't use all of them, but if anyone still has more, feel free to keep them coming.

~Anna

Superman is what i can do, Clark is who I am.

LOIS: "Clark, have I lost something?"
CLARK: "Your fashion sense."
WALL OF SOUND

CLARK: "Lois, it's past babbling hour, could you get to the point?"
THE SOURCE

CLARK: "A little louder Lois, I don't think they heard you in Gotham city."
WE HAVE ALOT TO TALK ABOUT

MR. SPENCER: "She's still alive?! Idiot! High school dropout! I'll deal with you when I see you. Slam the phone down definitively."

MR. SPENCER: "What do any of you know about pain? I make Quazimodo look like a Rochette, for crying out loud!"
ORDINARY PEOPLE

it's alot i know.. but there's so much more i want to add.. maybe later :rolleyes:

"Don't fall for me, Farmboy. I don't have time for it."

"HOW * DUMB * WAS * SHE?"

Well, from "Don't Tug on Superman's Cape":

"This car, is of course one of a kind."

"We're just batty about it."

Yes, the car looked suspiciously like the Batmobile. No, it's not in the skript, but only in the episode. And, yes, I love Batman references. (I'm a Lara, after all! )

How about these...
"Lois, don't have a stroke. That's what the police are for."
"I hiccuped."
"I took a teaspoon of sugar like my mom taught me when I was little."
and pretty much anything Tempus says. I so love Tempus.

The: ''if it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck and taste great with ... sauce''(?) Oke I can't remember what kind of sauce it was Perry says it.

And this one from Lois: Clark, the thing about luck is you don't question it.