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Clark: Actually, I learned ballroom dancing from a Nigerian banana...
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Merriwether
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Actually, I learned banana dancing from a Nigerian princess.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Kerth
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Actually, I learned banana dancing from a Nigerian princess. That one has crossed my mind...
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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I can't help myself. Episode titles...
Strange Banana
Neverending Banana *or* Banana Battle
I'm Looking Through Your Banana
Requiem for a Banana *or* Banana for a Superhero
I've Got a Crush on Your Banana
Banana Kids *or* Smart Bananas
The Green Green Banana of Home
Man of Banana Bars *or* Man of Steel Bananas
Pheromone My Banana *or* Banana My Lovely
Honeymoon in Banana *or* Banana in Metropolis
Banana Shook Up
Bananas of Grandeur
The Bananas of Metropolis
Fly Banana *or* Banana Hard
Bananas at the Planet
The Banana of Luthor
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.
—Lois Lane
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Merriwether
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Could have done House of Banana as well.
Some of those can soooo wrong. Man of Steel Bananas?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Columnist
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those episodes ones are hilarious!! 
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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Oh my, I've just discovered these...
great stuff
You can't have MANSLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER
The Neuroscientist: Eating glass makes you smart...do you want to see what you can learn?
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Pulitzer
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Perry walks over to Jimmy and yells, "Olsen!" But Jimmy doesn't respond until Perry grabs him and turns him around, only to find a large yellow fruit stuck in each of Jimmy's ears.
"Jimmy! Why do you have bananas in your ears?"
"What?"
"I said, why do you have bananas in your ears?"
"Huh?"
"Olsen! Why are there bananas in your ears?"
"Wait a minute, Chief, I can't hear you. I have bananas in my ears."
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Well, it was funny when I was in the third grade.
Life isn't a support system for writing. It's the other way around.
- Stephen King, from On Writing
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Ba-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Ba-na-na-na-na-na Make those bodies sing! 
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.
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Well, it was funny when I was in the third grade. Hmmm... What does it say about my sense of humor? I STILL find that funny 
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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