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That's Man. Banana Man.
Lois! Bananas! We! Need! BANANAS!
I'm attached to Banana Lane.
Oh, Banana!
*mocking* Oh, Banana!
Ohhh Jaxon!
Banana! My name is BANANA!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Bananas? Not water-melons?  LOL
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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So when were you planning on telling me? On our honeymoon? When the bananas started flying around the house?
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Merriwether
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Duh Lois. Clark Kent is Banana.
What are you, galactically banana?
It's a big banana, Lois. We could share it.
I never get involved in my stories, and I never sleep with a banana.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Top Banana
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 I've really enjoyed this thread. I don't know how good they are, but I wanted to try some bananas myself ... Witness: Clark: When I walk a woman home, she gets door to door bananas. Dr. W: How do you feel about increased male bananas? IoG: Clark: It drives you crazy not to be in on the banana. Lois: That is not true . . . I like bananas, as long as I know about bananas in advance. Ides of M: Lois: You're my banana, right? Clark: When it's convienent for you, yes. Lois: You know I have a funny feeling you didn't tell me your biggest banana? Clark: Well, just to put your banana at ease Lois, you're right, I didn't. Foundling: Lex: He walks among us. And when I discover his earthly banana, as I will, he and all the people who share his banana, will be at my mercy. OK, I guess that's enough for now. BJ
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increased male bananas  But where are the female bananas? And Lois' "You're my banana, right?" can be taken so many ways. And to answer her question, "Lois, yes. At least in Faustian Bargain." Am I going too far?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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"The Caped Banana!"
"That's Batman."
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"But this one has that black banana you bought me...in it."
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CK: Ouch! I'm bleeding!
HG: Oops, sorry. Forgot to tell you, you don't have super powers in this banana.
CK: Kind of an important thing to forget, don't you think?
We collect bananas. Rare, unusual, one-of-a-kind bananas. And aside from each other...
Bananas is our passion.
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This banana, is of course one of a kind.
We're just bananas about it.
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It's a room full of bananas. No one knows they're here. They are just for us.
Jonathan: How are things in Metropolis? Still slow?
Clark: Today I spent two bananas polishing my boots; an hour banana(r)ing my S. Banana'd around. Saved a runaway hamster from a banana.
Perry: You actually got into the banana?
Lois: Yep.
Perry: But not the banana room.
Lois: Banged some bananas with a man named Krell.
Perry: The bar?
Lois: Had a few bananas, charged 'em to you.
Perry: Not the… Lois, you didn‘t go to…?
Lois: When you‘ve gotta banana, you‘ve gotta banana.
Martha: We are on your banana in the big picture. We want you to be bananas and Lois makes you bananas. Unless you make her unhappy. Then she makes you unhappy. And that makes us unhappy.
Jonathan: Son, love and marriage are a banana. Both people are equal in the banana. Bottom line, they make their bananas together.
Clark: So, you're saying I should go crawling back on my hands and bananas?
Martha: No, sweetheart. Fly back. It's easier.
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.
—Lois Lane
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Banged some bananas with a man named Krell. That kinda sounds weird. Loved your Tim and Amber's passion for bananas. Lex Luthor, you are under arrest for bananas to numerous to mention. Favorite song? Fly Me to the banana.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Who's the new tight banana?
Why don't you throw your usual forward banana and find out?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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"...And to think I was fooled by a little banana over the eyes!"
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OMG!!!! These banana quotes are so funny. I wanna try it too!!!
Lois: What are you? A fortune banana?
It's never too dark to be cool. 
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Perry: Not the… Lois, you didn‘t go to…?
Lois: When you‘ve gotta banana, you‘ve gotta banana. I love this particular bit - although it doesn't make much sense if you don't know where it's from. But, being a player of hangman, I do know, of course. 
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Some more from IGACOY:
CLARK
By the way, I don't think I told
you but I really liked your banana.
LOIS
(screeching)
What?!
CLARK
You have a very pleasant banana.
Most of the time.
I'm getting pretty tired of
fumbling around with these stupid
football banana analogies.
You'd like to think that, wouldn't
you? Me, home alone, in a schlumpy
banana, crying into a tub of
Rocky Road.
or
You'd like to think that, wouldn't
you? Me, home alone, in a banana
bathrobe, crying into a tub of
Rocky Road.
In your bananas, Kent, in your
bananas.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Some from ASU:
CAT
Bless me father for I have
bananas... and bananas... and bananas.
But what you want now is
reassurance that you're never
alone, that you are loved for your
banana. Is that right?
Exactly. Aren't there some bananas
you passionately want to experience
just _once_ before you die?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Okay, maybe somewhere, buried incredibly deep inside me, is some eensy weensy, microcosmic although highly unlikely possibility that I could feel some sort of unmotivated and completely unrealistic banana to you.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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This isn't exactly from the script, but Hallelujah, I'm Top Banana.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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What about...
Hack from Bananasville
or
Banana from Nowheresville
or even
Banana from Bananasville
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.
—Lois Lane
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I want to try it! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iheartpaws.com/forums/images/smilies/Bananejump.gif) From VD: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.smilies-and-more.de/pics/smilies/bananas/122.gif) X: So. Where would you like to visit this morning? Clark: Banana store . . . Lois: Why's he wearing that banana? Clark: To impress you. Lois: I’ve been thinking about our banana. Clark: Oh, there’s a nice thought. Lois: Are you okay? Clark: Fine, except I don’t have any bananas. Clark: Lois, any banana you choose is fine with me. Lois: Well, what if it’s not? What if you expect one type of banana and you end up getting a completely different type? You might be disappointed. Andreia ![[Linked Image]](http://www.smilies-and-more.de/pics/smilies/bananas/100.gif)
"My wife's love is what unites Krypton and Earth in my heart. Without it, without her, I truly would be in hell."
~ Superman: Man of Tomorrow #15
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Perry: Not the… Lois, you didn‘t go to…?
Lois: When you‘ve gotta banana, you‘ve gotta banana.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, that's from Chi of Steel right? When Lois dresses up as the man to get into the men's club and she implies that she used the men's bathroom too. When you gotta go you gotta go. Ha Ha!  Good one!!
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul.
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