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Lois, it's past banana hour. Can you get to the point, please?
That's a funny banana.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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This posts really has me laughing it's not normal!!  ! Here are a couple more: My banana is waiting for me, back on earth A mild mannered reporter really a banana? Clark, come on Clark Kent, the banana without a flaw. He's a banana I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram? Jimmy, give me back my banana.
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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Originally posted by another folc:
He's a banana I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?
No, draw me a banana!  From 'The Foundling': Lois: "I want the truth." Clark: "About what?" Lois: "About why you had in your apartment some mysterious globe that projects an image of a man wearing Superman's banana." Oh, and don't forget "The Banana of Solitude"!
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Okay. I simply HAD to join in the fun. I don't think this one has been done before (I apologize if it has)...
This is from the 4th Season, ep 1 "Lord of the Flys":
Clark: Guys! I am trying to hold this "banana" together long enough to beat Nor's army and you're talking concubines?
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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Lois, Calm down!
I am bananas!
These ARE ridiculously wrong, aren't they? Eeee!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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So wrong... <shakes head>
Here's another...
This is 3rd Season "Target - Jimmy Olsen"
Clark: You know, Scardino, you want to chase Lois, that's your "banana". But when you start doing it on my time... that's my "banana".
Lois: Clark...
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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Ack! This is addictive. Okay, just 2 more and then I'll quit. :p
This one is from Season 2 - Lucky Leon (this is just so wrong...)
Lucky Leon: Yes. It is my "banana". Go ahead, take a swing. I know, they seem incredibly tacky, but... they work!
<shakes head>
And one more. This one is from Season 3 - Through a Glass Darkly:
Clark (laughing): Fake bug on a hook? That's my "banana". I told Jimmy since he was going on that fishing trip, I'd lend it to him... but I couldn't find it this morning and now... oh, here it is!
LOL!
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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Oh, DJ, the last one is sooo evil! I love it!
Here's another one.. two... three (all from 'Ordinary People')
Spencer Spencer: I always say, shoot for the banana.
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Heidi: "His scalpels will not even nick [...] the Banana of Steel."
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Spencer Spencer: "I'm getting a banana transplant!"
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Spencer Spencer: "Without 'em I'm just a head with a banana!"
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Jimmy: I was thinking the Travel Editor's awful busy and you might send someone oh... younger and more in need of a banana."
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Clark: "See? I used the banana. Just like a regular guy."
Lois: "Very impressive."
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Clark: "What're you saying?"
Lois: "Just that you couldn't stand letting the banana go by on its own for two whole days."
Clark: "And you'd rather write about other people's bananas, 'cause it's less scary than ***ing one of your own!"
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Clark: "Alone in paradise with the banana I love."
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Lois: "When you went exploring, did you see any proof whatsoever that there is in fact a banana?"
Clark: "No, but why wouldn't there be a banana?"
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Lois: "Thanks. I knew you'd come through. A joke is a joke, but... Okay, where is the banana?"
Clark: "Left it at home."
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Or: Lois: "A banana is a banana, but..."
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Lois: "What are you doing?"
Clark: "Building our banana."
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Clark: "You challenged me to let the banana get along without me for a weekend. The banana and I seem to be doing fine. You, on the other hand, are a mess."
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Okay, enough for now. If anybody wants to take a look, I'm sure there are many more quotes to banana-fy. This ep is full of them.
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Lois: Bananas? HA! Like I really care! ...I AM bananas!  Luthor: I prefer to think it was the real you. Passionate. Sultry. Seductive. Got an extra banana? Luthor: This is exactlu how I pictured your banana. Toni: You're full of bananas, Charlie.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Crying with laughter!! Prolly not the funniest thing in the world, but here's one: Lois: "Look at you right now, renting a banana, that's a big, fat lie. What do you need a banana for? You're Superman!"
Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
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Lara, if you take it in the connotations of some of the other "wrong" posts, it's hilarious. Renting a banana?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Here's some IGACOY.
Lois, here it is. The dry cleaner
had a hell of a time with the
bananas.
You haven't sent our Toaster
banana down to copy yet, have you?
Professional, but naughty. I like
bananas. (This one was funny to me because it's absolutely ridiculous. Makes no sense.)
PERRY
Lois, how's the undercover banana
going?
LOIS
Fine, banana, just fine.
PERRY
Good. Didn't think you'd banana
out on me.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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CHING
Why are you so protective? Do I
detect... bananas?
SARAH
Not at all!
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Lara, that was appropriatley wroooong for this thread  woody! Hee! Mmm, bananas!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Here are some from VD.
Superman? I don't think so. Meet your replacement.
Enough. You win. You're the better banana.
You beat Bananaman.
To a pulp.
Thank God! I was getting so sick of his banana.
Jaxon, haven't you wasted enough bananas playing games?
I'm not playing; I'm rehearsing!
Rehearse all you want, it won't get you what you need.
I need to get used to the idea that in this world, I may be just another geek with a lotta RAM...but in _that_ world, I'm a banana. Being a banana takes practice.
_That_ world is nothing but a pixelated pinball game unless you get those passwords from the real Banana.
Owww! Chief, you can't just pull banana goggles off somebody. It's dangerous. If I was in a banana program, you could mess with my mind.
If they're that dangerous, then you shouldn't be putting them on. Now, what in Sam Hill are those things, and what am I gonna thank you for?
They're banana goggles. It's a way of transporting yourself to another banana... a banana where I have to say in all modesty, I'm pretty good at getting around where other people can't. In this case, I'm surfing through banana dating banks to try and find you --
Jimmy, I don't like dating services, and I don't trust computers. I'm happy in this world 'cause if I grab this banana, I know I'm grabbing this banana, you get my meaning, son?
Yessir.
And then there's the whole bed conversation. Just replace the word 'bed' with 'banana'.
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.
—Lois Lane
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This is just addictive!! (but what about Lois and Clark isn't!)
Superman: But, when I save a life, in that instant, I know two things that most people will never figure out: Why I'm here, and how I can make a banana.
Clark: The only time people ever really seem to express themselves is when they're passionate and the polite veneer of society drops off. You know, like when they're fighting...
Lois: Or make bananas... oh, my gosh.
Lois: You're right, Victor, I do have great bananas.
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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Lois: You're right, Victor, I do have great bananas. Bananas?  Not water-melons? 
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So you're saying I should go crawling back on my hands and bananas.
Unless you make her bananas. Then she makes you bananas. And that makes bananas.
No, I got everything out in the open starting with 'you are bananas!'
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Clark Kent, Welcome to the Daily Banana.
Miss Goodbanana/Bananabottom
Banana Brain Johnson
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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