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Sorry it took me so long to return to the playground!
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"---/---."
"---/----."
"--'--/---."
"---/----/---/---/----/----/------?"
"-/----/----/----."
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I think, therefore, I get bananas.
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Joey: If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
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AHEM!
"He-,/----!/ -ha-/ha-e/-e/---/--/---/--m-----?"
"---'-e/-----/-ha-/----/a-a--,/--a--./ -he-e/--/'---',/-he-e/--/'-',/-he-e/--/--/'-e'."
"---/-e-."
"---/e-e-."
"-e'--/-ee."
"H--/----/-a-/---/h---/----/--ea-h?"
"A/-e--/----/--me."
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S:
"He-,/---s!/ -ha-/ha-e/-e/---/--/---/--m-----?"
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"---/-e-."
"---/e-e-."
"-e'--/see."
"H--/----/-a-/---/h---/----/--ea-h?"
"A/-e--/----/--me."
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T:
"He-,/---s!/ -hat/ha-e/-e/--t/--/---/t-m-----?"
"---'-e/-s---/that/----/a-a--,/--a--./ The-e/-s/'---',/the-e/-s/'-',/the-e/-s/--/'-e'."
"--t/-et."
"--t/e-e-."
"-e'--/see."
"H--/----/-a-/---/h---/----/--eath?"
"A/-e--/----/t-me."
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"Hey, Lois! What have we got on tap tomorrow?"
"You're using that word again, Clark. There is 'you', there is 'I', there is no 'we'."
"Not yet."
"Not ever."
"We'll see."
"How long can you hold your breath?"
"A very long time."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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Well, according to the script, it's "What have we got on for tomorrow?", but it's near enough. You're on. ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/smiliegenerator/ablage/366/464.png)
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Yeah, I knew it wasn't tap, and I even thought of "on for", but for some reason it sounded like bad English, don't ask me why.
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I don't think this will give it away...so I'll say I did this for the ladies.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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What ARE you up to?
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"-a--. / - / -e--e... / ---'re / a--ra--e- / -- / --- / ----- / --- / -------- / -- / a-r--- / --e / -----e- / -- / --- / ----er--r?"
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
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HO, HO, HO...Wait, I did that one already. OH, well.
"-h- / are / -o- / -o / -ro-e----e? / -o / - / -e-e--... / a---ra----?"
"-o- / a- / a--!"
"-a--. / - / -e--e... / -o-'re / a--ra--e- / -o / ho- / ---h- / h-- / --o-h--- / -- / a-ro-- / -he / -----e- / -- / h-- / -o--er-or?"
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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ST, ST, STuttering.
"-h- / are / -o- / so / -rote-t--e? / -o / - / -ete-t... / a---rat---?"
"-ot / at / a--!"
"-a-t. / - / se-se... / -o-'re / attra-te- / to / ho- / t--ht / h-s / --oth--- / -s / a-ross / the / --s--es / -- / h-s / -oster-or?"
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Well, this scene has *me* - not stuttering, but spluttering with laughter!
Ching: "Why are you so protective? Do I detect... admiration?"
Zara: "Not at all!"
Ching: "Wait. I sense... You're attracted to how tight his clothing is across the muscles in his posterior?"
From Through A Glass, Darkly
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I said it was for you ladies
And the answer from you ladies to Ching, "Well, duh."
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So, here's the new one - including the N for daisymay  : "-/--n'-/-n--/--/---'-/----/-----/-----/---/--------/-----n-/-----/--/---/----/----/-------n'-/-----n-." "-------n'-/n--/-----n-." "----/--/--./ N-----/--n/--n-/---." "--n----n,/-/--n'-/---n-/--/-n---." "-n--/----?!"
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I could have sworn it has been an S before.  So, T it is: "-/--n't/-n--/--/---'-/----/----t/----t/t--/--t-----/--tt-n-/---t-/--/t--/---t/t--t/-------n'-/-----n-." "-------n'-/n-t/-----n-." "----/--/--./ N-----/--n/--n-/---." "--n-t--n,/-/--n't/t--n-/--/-n---." "-n--/---t?!"
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I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
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AS you wish...
"-/--n't/-n--/--/s--'s/----/--s-t/a---t/t--/ast-----/--tt-n-/-a-t-/--/t--/-a-t/t-at/S-----an's/--ss-n-."
"S-----an's/n-t/--ss-n-."
"S---/--/-s./ N-----/-an/--n-/---."
"--nat-an,/-/--n't/t--n-/--/-n--s."
"-n--/--at?!"
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CLARK
I don't know if she's more upset about the asteroid hitting Earth or the fact that Superman's missing.
JONATHAN
Superman's not missing.
CLARK
Sure he is. Nobody can find him.
MARTHA
Jonathan, I don't think he knows.
CLARK
Know what?!
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You know what that means.
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"-----. / ---- / ---. / --------, / --- / --- / -- / -- / --- / --- / ---- / --- / ----- / -- / ---- / --- / ----- / -- / ---- / ------ / ----- / ---/-- / -- / -- / ------ / -- / --------- / ----------."
"--, / ----'-- / -------."
"---- / -------, / ---- / ------ / ---------."
"-'- / --- / ------. / -'- / ---..."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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A, eh?
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"--, / ----'-- / ---a---."
"---- / -a--a--, / ---- / a----- / ---------."
"-'- / --- / ------. / -'- / ---..."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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E. Will IOU something next?
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"--, / --e-'-e / -e-a-e-."
"-e-- / -a--a--, / ---e / a--e-- / -e------e."
"-'- / --- / ------. / -'- / ---..."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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I'll take them all! No, just kidding. I need some consonants. N?
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I second the consonants, I would like to request a S, please?
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We've got MSN now.
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"--, / --e-'-e / -e-a-e-."
"-ess / sa--asm, / m--e / a--e-- / se------e."
"-'m / n-- / ------. / -'m / n--..."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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Joey: If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
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I guess I'll take over with this one again. I'm so glad the boards are back up! I was going through withdrawal!
Anyway, since we already know that this one is Jimmy, Lois, and Clark from TAGD, I'll go ahead with mine.
I remember that we had L, E, D, T, S, and R, but that's all I remember. So bring on your guesses!
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Joey: If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
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'Any last words, Tempus?' Why yes! Glad you asked!
It's time you chowder heads all got let in on a little secret! This Superman of yours... This chiseled god... Is in reality... None other than Clark Kent of the Daily Planet!
Tempus in Lois and Clarks
I remember cause I did the lines right after this once.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
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"---------------. / --- / --- / ----'- / ----- / -------. / ----'- / ------- / ------: / ----- / --- / ------ / ---- / -- / ----- / -- / ----- / --- / -----. / ---- / ----- / ---- / --- / ---------. / ------- / -----."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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That was quick, how about a T!
Joey: If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
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Cover your ears, all knights who say nee. You want IT, you got IT.
"------t---ti---. / --t / t-- / ----'- / -ti-- / ti--i--. / ----'- / ---t--- / ------: / T-i-- / t-- / ------ / ---t / -- / ----t / i- / ----- / --- / -t--t. / ---- / ----t / ---- / t-- / -i---ti--. / --t-i-- / -----."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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HAS everyone guessed?
"-----at--ati--s. / --t / th- / ----'s / sti-- / ti--i--. / H---'s / a--th-- / ------: / T-i-- / th- / s--a-- / ---t / -- / H---t / is / -h--- / --- / sta-t. / -a-- / --a-t / ---- / th- / -i---ti--. / -at-i-- / H----."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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I've got the first half. So, here's an R for the rest...
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Okay, Woody, since it took you so long to return, I had a lot of time for some reading. Here's the solution:
"Congratulations! But the bomb's still ticking. Here's another puzzle: Twice the square root of Holst is where you start. Cary Grant knew the direction. Patrick Henry."
Ching in Through a Glass, Darkly
And the new one - CE included:
"-'-/-----/--/-ee-/---ee/-e-/----,/-/c--,/--/-----e/---/-/--c-/--/---."
"---/----?"
"-/-e-e--/-/-e---e-/----/-/----e--/-e--c--e/---./ --/------/----/--e/--ee----."
"C----,/----/--/--/---e/---/------."
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Sorry. My laptop is having problems and I was visiting with family over the weekend so I barely got to a computer once.
S?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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AS you wish:
"-'-/-----/--/-ee-/---ee/-ea/-a-s,/a/c--,/a-/--a--e/a--/a/-ac-/--/---."
"---/--a-?"
"A/-e-e--/-/-ea--e-/----/a/----ea-/-e--c--e/-a-./ --/s-----/s---/--e/--ee----."
"C-a--,/---s/-s/--/---e/---/------."
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Joey: If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
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IR:
"I'-/--i--/--/-ee-/--ree/-ea/-a-s,/a/c--,/a-/-ra--e/a--/a/-ac-/--/---."
"--r/--a-?"
"A/re-e--/I/-ear-e-/-r--/a/--r-ea-/-e-ici-e/-a-./ I-/s-----/s---/--e/--ee-i--."
"C-ar-,/--is/is/--/-i-e/--r/------."
Oops, realized a little mistake. Corrected it both here and in my last post.
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H:
"I'-/--i--/--/-ee-/-hree/-ea/-a-s,/a/c--,/a-/-ra--e/a--/a/-ac-/--/---."
"--r/-ha-?"
"A/re-e--/I/-ear-e-/-r--/a/--r-ea-/-e-ici-e/-a-./ I-/sh----/s---/-he/--ee-i--."
"C-ar-,/-his/is/--/-i-e/--r/------."
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I'm going to need three tea bags, a
cup, an orange and a pack of gum.
LOIS
For what?
CLARK
A remedy I learned from a Bornean
medicine man. It should stop the
bleeding.
Perry gathers the items.
LOIS
Clark, this is no time for voodoo.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
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Woody, you're on!
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"- --- --- ------ --- ----- -- -------, -----? ----, -'-- ------ -------... -- ------... - ----- -- -- ---- -- ----- ---- ------ --- ------ -------- -- -----."
"--- ---- ----- ---- -- ------?"
"------- -- - --- ---- -- -- ----- --- ----- --- --------- ---- --- -----, -'-- -------. ------- -- ---- - --- -------- -- --------- ---------."
"--- ---- -------- ---- - ---- -- ----- ---------..?!"
"...--- ---- ------- --- ----- -----."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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I ARE good, AREn't I?
"I -a- --- ar---- --e --r-- i- -i---e-, ri---? -e--, I'-e a--a-- -------... i- --e-r-... I ----- -- -e a--e -- ----- --a- e-er-- a-- -a---- i--rea-e -- --ee-."
"--- --e- --ee- -e-- -- e--a-e?"
"-e-a--e i- I -a- -ear -- -- --ee- a-- --i-- i-- -ire--i-- -a-- a-- --r--, I'-- -i-ra-e. -i-ra-e -- -a-- I -a- -i---a-e -- ---e---ar --r----re."
"A-- --r- ---r-e-- i--- a -a-- -- ----e ---e---e-..?!"
"...A-- -a-- --r---- --e ----e -ie--."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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We need some consonants. How about a S?
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SSSSSS, are you SSSssure?
"I -a- --- ar---- --e --r-- i- -i---es, ri---? -e--, I'-e a--a-s -------... i- --e-r-... I ----- -- -e a--e -- ----s --a- e-er-- a-- -as--- i--rease -- s-ee-."
"--- --es s-ee- -e-- -s es-a-e?"
"-e-a-se i- I -a- -ear -- -- s-ee- a-- s-i-- i-s -ire--i-- -a-- a-- --r--, I'-- -i-ra-e. -i-ra-e s- -as- I -a- -is--a-e -- ---e---ar s-r----re."
"A-- --r- ---rse-- i--- a -a/s/s -- ---se ---e---es..?!"
"...A-- -a/s/s --r---- --e ----e -ie--."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Joey: If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
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The PHNTH? okay.
"I -an --- ar--n- the --r-- in -in-tes, ri-ht? -e--, I'-e a--a-s th---ht... in the-r-... I ---ht t- -e a--e t- ----s that ener-- an- -ast-- in-rease -- spee-."
"H-- --es spee- he-p -s es-ape?"
"-e-a-se i- I -an -ear -p -- spee- an- shi-t its -ire-ti-n -a-- an- --rth, I'-- -i-rate. -i-rate s- -ast I -an -isp-a-e -- ---e---ar str--t-re."
"An- t-rn ---rse-- int- a -a/s/s -- ---se ---e---es..?!"
"...An- pass thr---h the --r-e -ie--."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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Joey: If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
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FDG, feedbag?
"I -an f-- ar--nd the --r-d in -in-tes, right? -e--, I'-e a--a-s th--ght... in the-r-... I --ght t- -e a--e t- f---s that energ- an- -ast-- in-rease -- speed."
"H-- d-es speed he-p -s es-ape?"
"-e-a-se if I -an gear -p -- speed and shift its dire-ti-n -a-- and f-rth, I'-- -i-rate. -i-rate s- fast I -an disp-a-e -- ---e---ar str--t-re."
"And t-rn ---rse-f int- a -a/s/s -f ---se ---e---es..?!"
"...And pass thr--gh the f-r-e fie--."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Superman: "I can fly aroun the world in minutes, right? Well, I've always thought... in theory... I ought to be able to focus that energy and vastly increase my speed."
Lois: "How does speed help us escape?"
Superman: "Because if I can gear up my speed and shift its direction back and forth, I'll vibrate. Vibrate so fast I can displace (?) my molecular structure."
Lois: "And turn yourself into a mass of loose molecules?"
Superman: "...And pass through the force field."
From: Don't Tug On Superman's Cape
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Well, I don't have that cute little "ding" thing, but you are on.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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Well, use this http://cosgan.de/smiliegenerator/ablage/366/464.png for an image, and you'll get one. Or design your own with cosgan's smilie generator . I'll be back as soon as I have a new quote. Give me ten minutes... ***EDIT***** I'm back! "----/--./ ----/---/---/---/------/--/------/---/--/-------/--------?/ -/----/-------/--." "--./ ---/----/------/-/----/--/----/------/--/---/------/-----/------/----." "---/---?"
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I think, therefore, I get bananas.
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If tHIS is HIS choice, tHIS is what he will get...
"----/--./ H---/---/h--/-h-/--si--/--/s--i--/---/--/-------/--------?/ I/----/--si--s/--."
"--./ -h-/----/--si--/I/s---/--/h---/------/is/---/------/-----/-----h/---s."
"---/---?"
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A-hA!
"----/--./ Ha--/---/ha-/-h-/--si--/--/s--i--/---/a-/a------/--------?/ I/--a-/--si--s/--."
"--./ -h-/----/--si--/I/s---/--/ha--/-a----/is/---/------/-----/-----h/-a-s."
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ER... REally? suRE?
"-e--/-e./ Ha-e/---/ha-/-he/-esire/--/s-ri-e/---/a-/a------/re-e----?/ I/-ea-/-esi-es/--."
"--./ -he/----/-esire/I/see-/--/ha-e/-a-e--/is/--r/-----e/----e/-r---h/-ars."
"---/---?"
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DOT, DOT, DOT:
"Te--/-e./ Ha-e/-o-/had/the/desire/to/stri-e/o-t/at/a---od-/re-e-t--?/ I/-ea-/-esides/-e."
"-o./ The/o---/desire/I/see-/to/ha-e/-ate--/is/-or/Do---e/-ud-e/-r---h/-ars."
"-o-/too?"
P.S.: Found a missing 'e'. Sorry!
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I know it but not where it is from, and with my computer down, I can't check this often enough.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
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Woody, since when do we insist on naming the ep?
Anyway, here's what YU want:
"Te--/-e./ Ha-e/you/had/the/desire/to/stri-e/out/at/a-y-ody/re-e-t-y?/ I/-ea-/-esides/-e."
"-o./ The/o--y/desire/I/see-/to/ha-e/-ate-y/is/-or/Dou--e/-ud-e/-ru--h/-ars."
"You/too?"
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Tell me. Have you had the desire to strike out at anyone recently? I mean, besides me.
No. The only desire I seem to have lately is for double fudge crunch bars.
You too?
Is it from Madame Ex? I'm not sure on the ep either.
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I know I could have answered, but I do it so often and as I said, I'm not able to check on this as often. Right now I have to use computer labs at the college that I attend.
daisymay, just some advice, it's probably time to start a new thread.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Kerth
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Kerth
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Yes, it is from Madam Ex. And it's Arianna and Lois talking. Okay, the bit about Lois and the Double Fudge Crunch Bars is a tad obvious.
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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