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Lois: Clark, how can HE be Superman? I thought you...
Clark: Lois, allow me to introduce my evil twin, Spanky El.
Lois: *snorts* Um... Spanky?
Spanky: ...And people wonder why I'M the evil twin.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Clark (thinking): Wow! I didn't realize how good I looked in the suit.
Lois (thinking): Another display of macho jealously! When will Clark ever accept that I only love him like a brother?
Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.
~Saw it on a T-Shirt.
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Not really a caption. Not funny or anything. But I look at that picture and it makes me think Lois is having a dream. Clark and Superman vying for her attention, and her subconscious thinks that Clark (and his case) is as strong as Superman, and what will she make of that when she wakes up? Someone should write a fic.
Or maybe...
Clark: Hey! Hands off my wife!
Alt-Clark, thinking: Dammit, another universe with both a Clark and a Lois. When am I going to catch a break?
Clark: And what are you wearing? Are you from the circus or something?
Alt-Clark: No...
Clark: Wait a second. You're as strong as I am! How is that possible?
Alt-Clark, thinking: Wow. Not even he recognizes me! Maybe there is something to this secret identity thing...
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Badly dubbed Clone: Behold I will defeat you with "noggin noogies" HA!
Badly dubbed Clark: Ha Ha Ha, silly clone, your pathetic attempt to give me "noggin noogies" has only succeeded in making you vulnerable to my "indian burn of death"!!
Badly dubbed Lois: Oh no!
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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I'm guessing that since it's been three days since the last entry, that it's time to choose. I never realised how hard it was going to be, I loved all of them ... but there can only be one winner, unfortunately. And the winner is... NOGGIN NOOGIES !!! 
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.
—Lois Lane
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HA! HO! Your futile attempts at humor have made ME victorious! I have defeated you, and you have found yourself defeated! Bow before the might of my victorious-ness....
GAH! I watch too many dubbed asian fighting movies!
Be back with a picture!!!
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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After not speaking for the last few minutes Clark was wondering if Lois was replaced by her wax counterpart from Madam Tussauds.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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This may be bordering on inappropriate, but I can't resist: --- Clark: OMGWTFBBQ??? --- And that's all from me  See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Lois: Clark, I have something important to tell you... I've made my decision. I realized that I could never have a real relationship with Superman. It's always been a pipe dream...
Clark, thinking: Yes! Finally! She's going for the real me!
Lois: So that's why I've started dating Resplendent Man.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Paul, you're killing me. Doesn't he charge for that?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Clark: What do you mean the "Donald Trump" look isn't working for me?!
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Clark thinking: Why doesn't invulnerability extend to wedgies?
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.
—Lois Lane
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Clark: You wanna name our little girl Xhallax?
Lois: It's a nice name, Clark.
Clark: Xhallax Kent? You really want our baby to walk around with THAT name? That's it. No more Farscape for you.
Lois: For pity's sake, Clark. She's a dog!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Clark thinking: Oh, I knew I shouldn't have had Lois' leftover rumake for breakfast. I better move before I have to explain a hole in this chair.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Hatman, reaction to Resplendant man was Classic.
You're up dude!
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Thanks, TEEEJ!  And sorry I'm late in coming back here. It's been a busy weekend, and I completely forgot I was due to post the next pic! Oops. Well then... Hmm... seen this one a couple times lately. Let's see what fun we can have with it... ![[Linked Image]](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2226/1699838007_7fa8df6b45_o.jpg)
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It wasn't an exploding red sun that destroyed Krypton...IT WAS THE EVIL MINOR DIETY CTHULHU!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!
(this is a gamer joke, tentacles, in the background, heh....)
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O.O Why does that sound so familiar?
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Cthulhu? He's a powerful being from the works of H.P. Lovecraft. Capable of unimaginable destruction, worshiped as a god by a cult of mortals inhabiting the planet where he happens to spend his dormant time, etc. Picked up by fans for lots of games, references, etc. Call of Cthulhu, for example. But he pops up in all sorts of random places. Web comics, etc. One of the celebrities of geekdom. There is, of course, a decent-sized wiki article about him as well as a separate, equally long article listing his appearances in popular culture . Maybe skim over those, see if anything sparks a more specific memory?
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