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Thanks again for picking me, Anna.  Since the old thread is past 50, though, it's time for a new one. So, to start things off, let's see what you can do with this: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/11213.jpg) Paul
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LOL at the folder title, Paul!  Been a while since I've been inspired, so here we go... Narrator: Experimental chemical rehabilitation of the Supervillain, "The Flasher", who would stun victims by opening his trenchcoat and revealing himself, proved to be a a bit of a failure. Meh... sounded better in my head. :p Sara
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Ditto - love the folder title!  A caption? Hmm... -- Jimmy: There's Superman! Superman (off screen): Yo, guys! Everything's all right, fellas? Lois: Oh, no! There's red Kryptonite over there! Let me see what I can do... Superman, honey, this man is threatening the poor old guy... won't you take his gun? Superman (off screen): Nah, I think I'll let him shoot. Older man: Oh well. I shall accept my fate. Younger man: Wait, I was just trying to blackmail Superman. I wasn't really intending to kill the man. Now what am I supposed to do? -- See ya, AnnaBtG.
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The group's reaction when Superman decides to throw off the bad guy by flashing him first...?
Nah too close to Sara's. Gimme a second.
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The group's reaction to Perry trying to throw off the bad guy by flashing him in Elvis regalia first. See that explains Lois's expression AND the bright lights. TEEEEEEJ
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Okay, been a few days since the last caption. Time to pick a winner. Looking over the entries, I think I'm going to have to go with Glowing Elvis Perry (tm).  You're up, TEEEJ! Paul
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ACK!! I haven't checked in days. Lemme see what I can find. 10-Q Paul  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/09-068.jpg) Yeah I used Seasons Greedings again. I don't think this one has been used yet though. TEEEEEEEEJ
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Alice: Hello?
Perry (doing his best Elvis impersonation): Love me tender love me sweet never let me go...
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With apologies to a certain well-known scene....
Perry: Hello?
Phone: Hello, Perry. Do you know who this is?
Perry: Elvis...
Phone: I've been looking for you, Perry. I don't know if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately, we have run out of time. They're coming for you, Perry. And I'm not sure what they're going to do.
Perry: Who's coming for me?
Phone: Stand up and see for yourself.
Perry: Right now?
Phone: Yes. Now.
*Perry starts to stand.*
Phone: Do it slowly. The elevator.
*At the elevator, he sees Agent Smith and Agent Trask leading a group of cops. Lois turns and points out Perry's office.*
*Perry ducks.*
Perry: Great shades of.... um, yourself!
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Perry: Hello? Is this the Ebay crisis hotline? I... *groan* think I have an addiction... -------- Jimmy: No, really, Chief. No one's noticed you're gone. I got this mannequin. Really lifelike. I put the phone in its hand so it looks like you're busy. No one can tell the difference... ------- Jimmy: ... Okay, now get the shaving cream. Oh, man, when he wakes up... ![[Linked Image]](http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/evil/evil_lol.gif) ------- Perry: ... and then the purple flower leaned over to kiss the yellow flower, and that broke the spell. The end. Now, Pumpkin, it's time to... No, Pumpkin, Grandpa can't tell you any more stories. Grandpa has to... *sigh* This is the story of the... uh... nameplate and... uh... Perr-- I mean, Snow White... ------ (I dunno. Best I can do right now.) Paul
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mine obviously doesn't count, but with apologies to Knick Knack (Finding Nemo Extra)...
Perry: Hey, Alice, did you know there's a little door on the bottom of this snow globe that says "Exit, in case of emergency"
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Very obvious and very silly, but, anyway: -- Perry (answers the phone groggily): Perry Whmmhmm. -- See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Perry to phone: Is this the navy seal?
Phone: Yes how can i help you?
Perry: I think my two best reporters were shrunk and catured in a snow globe
Phone: Sir, maybe you should try the mental institution, i heard they are quite good.
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Jimmy: No, really, Chief. No one's noticed you're gone. I got this mannequin. Really lifelike. I put the phone in its hand so it looks like you're busy. No one can tell the difference... PAUL!!! You DA MAN!!!  Yer UP dude! TEEEEEJ
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Thanks, TJ. I do my best. Glad you appreciate. So, new pic time, huh? Well, let's give this a shot... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/17063.jpg) Paul
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Lois: So Clark thinks I'll do what he wants just because he's offering me chocolate bars!Well I just *won't* look at them. Carolyn
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Lois thinking...oO should I be the one to tell him he's got an embarassing TV logo popping out of his head or wait for somebody else to mention it....? Oo
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<snicker> with apologies to "Something About Mary" Lois thinking...oO Is that styling mousse in Clark's hair or....? Oo TEEEEEJ/ who is BAD, BAD BAD BAD
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Originally posted by TJgruffs: <snicker> with apologies to "Something About Mary"
Lois thinking...oO Is that styling mousse in Clark's hair or....? Oo
TEEEEEJ/ who is BAD, BAD BAD BAD Well, it does look like a giant...*isn't sure if it's kosher to say* chasing it's tail.
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does look like a giant...*isn't sure if it's kosher to say* chasing it's tail ...male genetic material? masculine reproductive cell? guy DNA? TEEEEEEEJ/ 
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ROTF. You guys are a riot.
Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
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Oopsie. I'm on vacation now, stealing a little connect time while the rest of the family is distracted. I forgot it was my turn to pick a winner. Sorry! It's a tough call, but I think I'm going to go with Carolyn. Good job! You're up! Paul
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Thanks Paul!  Hopefully this pic hasn't been posted before (if it was please tell me to change it). ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/10-007.JPG) Carolyn
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UGH!! ME CLARK...ME TAKE LOIS NOW!!!
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Well I pick Archbish. Now you're up! Carolyn
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Hmm.... Well, let's see what y'all make of this: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.evequefou.be/images/leather.jpg)
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Superman: "Black leather is SOOO eighties." Vixen: "Yeah well at least I could blend in at a night club." God, that was so lame....  TEEEEEJ/hiding face in embarassment
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Let's see.... You've made it really, really tough here. I really can't decide between TJ and TJ....
TJ, why don't you break the tie? ;-)
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but it was lame. How can you win when it's so lame? I say give it another week.
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My guess is, intrinsically lame picture. You did the best possible with what was given -- and it was more than anyone else managed. Ready to pass along the joy?
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BLEAH!! Okay I'll try. Lemme see what I can find. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/10-022.JPG) Try this one. TEEEEJ
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Lois: I'm sorry Clark, but i think i prefer Perry's performance of Elvis "Don't be cruel".
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Growing desperate, Clark decides to try another method of breaking up Lois and Lex. After a conversation with one of Lex's ex-girlfriends about his skill in bed...
Clark: I swear, *this* was the face she made.
Lois: That was the face she made?
Clark: Lois...
Lois: No, no... I'm not doubting you...
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You just kind of stared at me'
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I liked LoisLane's and I liked Davids...BUT KATY TODD IS UP!!!!!  TEEEEEEJ
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wow. first caption and win? thanks and glad you like TJgruffs. Kate try to find where and how to post photo ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/11-06.jpg) can i post two? because i can't choose. so there's a lone one and a group one. caption one you prefer. or both  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/09093.jpg) so,caption anyone? Kate PS:and how long do i wait to name a winner?
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1-2 weeks is a good time frame to wait unless you get a ton of responses in your first couple of days.
Lois pic-->
Lois: bite sized smores, Check! bathrobe, Check!
Playgirl channel, Check!!
Supe group pic-->
Supes hangs with a bunch of his homeboys from the Sturgis MotorCycle Rally
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Officer, these gentlemen have offered me a really rad motorcycle. I, and they, will be leaving now -- open the cell. Please.
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Great choice, Kate! For the second picture: After his unfortunate encounter with Kryptonite, Superman poses with his new team of bodyguards.Wendy
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1st pic-
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lois finally finds the cable channel alice mentioned had some hot underwear models....and finds superman's part-time job and coworkers!
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one week passed and name winner is hard. so much great captions. i hesitate between Wendymr caption for 2nd picture and Loislane9397 for 1rst picture and Sileas who link both. Kate read captions again Sileas, you win!
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oh dear! *panic*  i didn't figger on winning, i don't know how to post pics, haaalp! i do, however, have access to an uber-geek in my household at the moment. my sister and her linux geek husband are staying with me (which is why I haven't responded til now!), and through his brain, i shall figger this out! next post! oh and yes, thank you! 
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alrightey.....this picture was co-picked by my baby sister (who, at 34, is two yrs younger than me....) ![[Linked Image]](http://workshy.com/images/21015.jpeg)
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"So...you want to do a show on Superman's life, but focus on the Clark part of it instead? What? It's called "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman?' Hmm...sounds interesting!"
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" What??? Oh no!!! Tank's cut Lois's hair again??" Wendy
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Clark:...plus a doughnut,a cream and sugar coffee,a pepperoni pizza and a cheese of the month sandwich"
Lois (on the other part of line of phone):cheese of the month?!!!i knew you are not Bobby big Mouth!!
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awright, it's been a bit o time, and now I think I pick the winner, right?
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happy you like and thanks Sileas! he did say but I don't remember the episode. new picture. i hesitate again so, two pics. one with one character ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/13-37.jpg) and second with a group of people. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/18-37.jpg) caption both or the one you prefer or inspires you.
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Second picture: "Oh my god, Clark! Your mom's been bodyswapped with June Cleaver!" Wendy
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Lois: Clark, what's wrong?
Clark: I just remembered where this milk came from, and I'm pretty sure Bobby took a swig from it before he gave it to me.
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time to pick winner. don't know who because i like both equal. courageous Kate think she will say 'we have a tie' and let Wendymr and Hatman decide who goes first. practic Kate tell courageous Kate to name winner. Hatman win...an go to nfic?
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Thanks, Kate! Glad you liked. Sorry it took me so long to get back here, but the next thread will be up in a jiff! Paul
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