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Thanks again for picking me, Anna.  Since the old thread is past 50, though, it's time for a new one. So, to start things off, let's see what you can do with this: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/11213.jpg) Paul
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LOL at the folder title, Paul!  Been a while since I've been inspired, so here we go... Narrator: Experimental chemical rehabilitation of the Supervillain, "The Flasher", who would stun victims by opening his trenchcoat and revealing himself, proved to be a a bit of a failure. Meh... sounded better in my head. :p Sara
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Ditto - love the folder title!  A caption? Hmm... -- Jimmy: There's Superman! Superman (off screen): Yo, guys! Everything's all right, fellas? Lois: Oh, no! There's red Kryptonite over there! Let me see what I can do... Superman, honey, this man is threatening the poor old guy... won't you take his gun? Superman (off screen): Nah, I think I'll let him shoot. Older man: Oh well. I shall accept my fate. Younger man: Wait, I was just trying to blackmail Superman. I wasn't really intending to kill the man. Now what am I supposed to do? -- See ya, AnnaBtG.
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The group's reaction when Superman decides to throw off the bad guy by flashing him first...?
Nah too close to Sara's. Gimme a second.
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The group's reaction to Perry trying to throw off the bad guy by flashing him in Elvis regalia first. See that explains Lois's expression AND the bright lights. TEEEEEEJ
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Okay, been a few days since the last caption. Time to pick a winner. Looking over the entries, I think I'm going to have to go with Glowing Elvis Perry (tm).  You're up, TEEEJ! Paul
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ACK!! I haven't checked in days. Lemme see what I can find. 10-Q Paul  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/09-068.jpg) Yeah I used Seasons Greedings again. I don't think this one has been used yet though. TEEEEEEEEJ
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Alice: Hello?
Perry (doing his best Elvis impersonation): Love me tender love me sweet never let me go...
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With apologies to a certain well-known scene....
Perry: Hello?
Phone: Hello, Perry. Do you know who this is?
Perry: Elvis...
Phone: I've been looking for you, Perry. I don't know if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately, we have run out of time. They're coming for you, Perry. And I'm not sure what they're going to do.
Perry: Who's coming for me?
Phone: Stand up and see for yourself.
Perry: Right now?
Phone: Yes. Now.
*Perry starts to stand.*
Phone: Do it slowly. The elevator.
*At the elevator, he sees Agent Smith and Agent Trask leading a group of cops. Lois turns and points out Perry's office.*
*Perry ducks.*
Perry: Great shades of.... um, yourself!
Phone: Yes....
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Perry: Hello? Is this the Ebay crisis hotline? I... *groan* think I have an addiction... -------- Jimmy: No, really, Chief. No one's noticed you're gone. I got this mannequin. Really lifelike. I put the phone in its hand so it looks like you're busy. No one can tell the difference... ------- Jimmy: ... Okay, now get the shaving cream. Oh, man, when he wakes up... ![[Linked Image]](http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/evil/evil_lol.gif) ------- Perry: ... and then the purple flower leaned over to kiss the yellow flower, and that broke the spell. The end. Now, Pumpkin, it's time to... No, Pumpkin, Grandpa can't tell you any more stories. Grandpa has to... *sigh* This is the story of the... uh... nameplate and... uh... Perr-- I mean, Snow White... ------ (I dunno. Best I can do right now.) Paul
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mine obviously doesn't count, but with apologies to Knick Knack (Finding Nemo Extra)...
Perry: Hey, Alice, did you know there's a little door on the bottom of this snow globe that says "Exit, in case of emergency"
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Very obvious and very silly, but, anyway: -- Perry (answers the phone groggily): Perry Whmmhmm. -- See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Perry to phone: Is this the navy seal?
Phone: Yes how can i help you?
Perry: I think my two best reporters were shrunk and catured in a snow globe
Phone: Sir, maybe you should try the mental institution, i heard they are quite good.
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Jimmy: No, really, Chief. No one's noticed you're gone. I got this mannequin. Really lifelike. I put the phone in its hand so it looks like you're busy. No one can tell the difference... PAUL!!! You DA MAN!!!  Yer UP dude! TEEEEEJ
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Thanks, TJ. I do my best. Glad you appreciate. So, new pic time, huh? Well, let's give this a shot... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/17063.jpg) Paul
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"Jimmy, settle this for us. Lois thinks she looks like Madonna when she does that pose. She doesn't, right?"
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Lois: So Clark thinks I'll do what he wants just because he's offering me chocolate bars!Well I just *won't* look at them. Carolyn
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Lois thinking...oO should I be the one to tell him he's got an embarassing TV logo popping out of his head or wait for somebody else to mention it....? Oo
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