Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark Caption Competition XXVIII

Try this one you guys!

TEEEEEJ

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Lois: Abra cadabra... RISE, SPACE RAT BOX! RISE!
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Lois: Eww! What is this thing? It looks like the bun is made out of metal!

Jimmy: It's this year's hot new toy!

Lois: A hot dog?

Jimmy: An armored hot dog.

Lois: What kind of kids play with armored hot dogs?

Jimmy: Oh, fat kids, skinny kids...

Lois: Spare me, Jimmy. Where do these things come from?

Jimmy: Well, they were in a convenience store rack when they were exposed to mysterious toxic goo...

Lois: :rolleyes: With you so far...

Jimmy: ... and they were transformed into super beefy crimefighters! There's Frank N. Furter, with his Sesame Seed Gun, and Hard Knock Wurst...

Lois: <sigh> Why did I ask?

Jimmy: ... the evil General Mustard (he was promoted)...

Lois: Okay, I get the idea. That's enough now...

Jimmy: ... "Heroes with Buns of Steel!" ...

Lois: You do realize I'm not even listening anymore, right, Jimmy?

Jimmy: ... he's the junkyard hot dog, and he trains all the covert hush puppies...

I know mine doesn't count but the first thing that came to me when I saw this picture was...

Lois: EWWWWWW! It's anatomically correct!!!

TEEEEEJ

Gimme a couple more entries before I decide guys.

TEEEEEJ

Yeah, I had that problem, too, TEEEEJ. Caption entries are really down. Don't know if you'll get anymore.

Personally, just before I saw your message, I was going to post and vote that you won this round.

Paul

I suppose I could find another picture if nobody else is in...unless you have something already Paul? Anna?

TEEEEEEEJ

Well, I do keep a few possibilities tucked away here , but I haven't really been taking close care of it recently. There may be some shots that were already used (or where very similar ones were used).

Feel free to browse around and choose one, or I can come back later and give it a shot. Right now, Mom just got up, and I need to get going...

Paul

See if this one gets some traffic.


Go!

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Jimmy (thinking): I hope Lois won't see me before I finish eating the last Double Chocolate Fudge Bar in Metropolis.
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.

L&C are talking just off camera.

Lois: Clark, don't tell anyone, but I killed another Jimmy last night...

Clark: You what??

Lois: I was in a pretty rough situation, and I needed a decoy...

Clark: Oh, great. Now what are we supposed to do?

Lois: Well, I figured we could just replace him again. No one noticed the last switch, even though he looked completely different.

Clark: That's true...

Lois: Unfortunately, I had trouble finding anyone willing to take the job...

Clark: Gee, I can't imagine why...

Lois: So I had to make do. I borrowed an ape from the zoo, put a wig, some clothes, and a lot of make-up on him, and told everyone that Jimmy has laryngitis. Think they'll notice a difference?

Clark: *glances over at "Jimmy" at the candy dish* No, probably not for a while...

Paul

Clark, off-camera: "Jimmy, I don't think Perry meant 'gopher' in quite that sense."

Girl (OS):I really must be desperate to have kissed that frog. Well, I did get a guy. ...Though, he *does* look a bit froggy...

It's lame, I know.

Every one of these had me snickering... but ARCHBISH99, YOU had me guffawing like a donkey, heehee, he does look like a hampster!!!

Archie, yer up!

TEEEEEJ

Yay! My first caption success!

Let's try.... this:


Took one from where you linked above, Paul -- hope that's okay.

ROFL! I love such scenes!!

Let me see what I can do:

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Superman (hypnotized): Must... cook... food...
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Superman: Funny smell. Is it supposed to smell like that when you mix up ketchup with canned soup? *yawn* I think I just invented a very powerful tranquilizer... ZZZ...
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.

7:30 P.M. - T.V. series from 2005, Desperate Superman, sequel to Desperate Housewives, with Dean Cain and Teri Hatcher.

Sorry. I just *had* to.

TEEEEEEEJ

Cherry, you just *had* to -- and now you just *have* to find the next one. Hilarious idea!

(Well, if you want to, of course. )

Well, it's either that, or that he's like Lynette when she started popping tablets. He's like a duracell battery - he just keeps, going, going and going... :p

And, aw! I actually got this one? *sniffs* I'm so proud.

Okay, let's see what you can come up with:

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Mayson to herself: How can she wear those shoes with that outfit!
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Lois:Sherioshly Clark! How am I going to intervoo the Preshident wish my teesh shtuct togezer wish Bit-O-Honey!

Mayson to herself: Maybe if I stomp on her foot real hard...


James

Mayson bows her head in defeat when even Lois's fish face outshines the lawyer's snappy business demeanor in terms of winning Clark's affections.

TEEEEEEEJ

Mayson thinking sadly, oOI could make fishlips too if Clark would kiss me.Oo

TEEEEJ

Lois: That's a ficus on my desk, isn't it?
Mayson: Yeah...I'm so embarrassed. (looks at the floor) In a fit of jealous rage over Clark, I keyed your car. Repeatedly.

Mayson: Where did you get those shoes, Crap 'R' Us?
-couldn't resist. James already made the shoes comment, but it was the first thing I thought of when I saw the photo.

JD

*Dies at all of these* These all made me laugh, but the one which made me crack up the most actually was the shoe one.

Shadow, you're up next!

Okie dokie, let's see...how about this one?

Please bear with me:

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Lois: Oh my God, Clark is kissing Mayson!
Man Whose Name I Don't Remember: Is that your biggest problem right now?
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Man: I've heard of oatmeal baths, but this is ridiculous!

Lois: Don't touch me like that!!!

TEEEEEJ

Lois: Somehow, this wasn't what I expected from the "New and Improved" Mr. Bubble!!!

Whoops, I should pick a winner. I loved this one:

You're up, Anna!

JD
one big to everyone

Thanks, Jen! Glad you liked it.

Well, try this one - I don't think it's been used before:



See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Martha: "Oh, Clark, what big teeth you've got!"


Wendy

Martha: The Easter Bunny does too exist, Clark Kent, and if you keep on saying he doesn't it's early to bed without supper!"

LabRat (don't ask me, it just popped in there )

Clark: "I'm going to have a baby!"
Martha: "Lois is pregnant? That's wonderful, dear!"
Clark: "Uh, actually, revisiting this whole 'alien' thing, Mom.... I'm going to have a baby."

Well, I couldn't think of much else that would leave Martha with her mouth hanging open like that!

Clark: Mom... I'm Superman.

Martha: ... Oh, wait. I knew that.

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Martha: ... He was small and yellow and he used to move his mouth like this...

Clark: Not ringing any bells...

Martha: And his wife looked just like him, except she used to wear a bow...

Clark: Uhm... nope...

Martha: The ghosts would chase him around though this maze...

Clark: Mom, seriously... I have no idea what you're talking about.

Martha: You've really never heard of Pac-Man? Really, Clark, what planet are you from?

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Martha: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...

Clark: Mom, please stop it.

Martha: Come on, Clark. Help me out! Aaaaaaaahhhhh...

Clark: I'm not trained for this!

Martha: Really, after everything you've done, this should be easy! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh...

Clark: Mom, listen to me. If the doctor says you need to have your tonsils out, then you need to have your tonsils out. My powers don't qualify me to give you a second opinion, and I sure as heck am not going to use my heat vision to preform minor surgery!

Paul

Clark: "Sorry, Mom, it's true."

Martha: "I just can't believe it...it can't be true."

Clark: "It's true, Dad is..." [shakes his head in disbelief]

Martha: "...taking up ballroom dancing!"

Jonathan, off stage: "Martha? Have you seen the broom, the long handled one? I need it for, um...sweeping."

James

Martha's reaction to Clark's confession that Lois makes better peach cobbler than she does.

TEEEEEJ

Or Martha's reaction to Clark's confession that he's a cross dresser...or that Jonathan is...or that Perry is...or that Lois...no wait, that wouldn't make a difference...hmmm

TEEJ

Ten minutes ago:

Clark: Mom, I just got back from universe-hopping with H. G. Wells. You won't believe what's out there!

... endless obsession with haircuts...

... blew a leg off an alternate version of me...

... asteroid that destroyed...

... and in another world, he caused an atomic bomb to go off! And that's just the one guy! Then there's this woman...

... fear...

... damaged...

... addicted...

... misery...

Eeeep!!

Sorry for the delay, FoLCs... I thought I had already replied to this.

You guys can come up with hilarious stuff

I think the one that cracked me up the most was this one:

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Martha: Paul, you're up!

Again, sorry for the delay!

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Thanks, Anna! Glad you liked it!

So, time for a new pic, huh? Okay... uhm... how about... this?



Paul

Jonathan: I guess he wasn't kidding when he said he couldn't fly.

Martha: Oh dear...who's going to clean *that* mess up?

TEEEEEJ

Martha: "Uh, I guess this was a bad time to drop in on you two. We'll just... let ourselves out."

Jonathan: "I don't think they heard us, Martha. Let's just go."

Martha, in a worried voice. "Won't they get splinters from that wooden floor?"

How Martha and Jonathan react when the water balloon they dropped from the Empire State building didn't land as harmlessly as they'd expected.

TEEEEEEJ

Edit to add:
Actually this would be funnier if you think they are on the top floor of Lex Corp and Lex was their target.

TJ

Martha: Was my singing *that* horrible?
Jonathan: Well, that poor mouse did faint.

As Martha and Johnathan peered over into the myseterious crater, they found a familiar sight:

Johnathan- "Clark...not again..."

Okay this is my first time trying this out so here goes nothing.

Martha: OMG! Mighty Mouse has been exposed to red kryptonite and turned bad just like Clark did in high school!

~Anna

Looks like forgetfulness is rewarded! I meant to try to pick a winner (despite RL-related exhaustion), but didn't get around to it. Meantime, we got a few more entries! Woo-hoo!

Tough to pick a winner this time.

On reflection, I think the invocation of Mighty Mouse more than makes up for the implication of Smallville.



Anna, you're up!

Paul

Okay, let's try this one. I know it hasn't been used before cause it's from my photobucket account , but hopefully a similar one hasn't been done.



~Anna

Jimmy: "See, Clark? Now if I do this with my hand, it becomes invisible!"

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Jimmy: "Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Superman. And I know I'm not wearing my suit today, but I've given it to this pretty girl I saved earlier..."

Saskia

Jimmy: You don't believe me, do you?

Clark: Well, uhm... I have heard stranger things...

Lois: Is this some kind of joke, Jimmy?

Jimmy: No, Lois! I'm telling you, the invisible chameleon in my hand can save you a bunch of money on your car insurance!

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<Jimmy waves his hand in front of Clark's face, watching carefully for any reaction.>

Lois, thinking: I can't believe he's actually doing it!

Jimmy: Can you hear me, Clark?

Clark <in a monotone>: Yes.

Jimmy: I am going to give you some instructions. When you wake up, you will not remember any of this. You will not even remember that I hypnotized you, but you will continue to act in accordance with the instructions I am about to give you. Do you understand?

Clark: Yes.

Jimmy: Good. From now on, you will firmly believe that you are Superman in disguise. Your identity is secret, and must be maintained at all costs...

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can't breath ! ! !

Jimmy: Alright, who was the wise-a$$ who put vaseline on the men's room door!?

TEEEEEJ

Looks like that's all the replies we're gonna get so I'll make my decision.

I think I have to agree with James on this one. Paul, I almost choked on my food the first time I read this one:



You're up!

~Anna

Thanks, Anna! Glad you liked it.

I'll start a new thread shortly, but I've been curious... There are, as I see it, two possible ways to read that caption. What did you guys make of it?

Paul

I read it as Clark being ordered by Jimmy to do precisely what he already does. Consequently, his behavior won't change in the least -- but when he tries to tell Lois, she won't believe, thinking it Jimmy's hypnotism persisting.

What was the other interpretation, that the entire series is a delusion sparked by Jimmy's hypnotic instructions on Clark's first day?

Yeah, that was the other interpretation. I figured the first was more likely (and thanks for expressing it so well), but the possibility for the second was (more or less) open. Anyway, thanks for satisfying my curiousity.

Paul