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![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/09-024.jpg) Try this one you guys! TEEEEEJ
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-- Lois: Abra cadabra... RISE, SPACE RAT BOX! RISE! -- See ya, AnnaBtG. 
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Lois: Eww! What is this thing? It looks like the bun is made out of metal!
Jimmy: It's this year's hot new toy!
Lois: A hot dog?
Jimmy: An armored hot dog.
Lois: What kind of kids play with armored hot dogs?
Jimmy: Oh, fat kids, skinny kids...
Lois: Spare me, Jimmy. Where do these things come from?
Jimmy: Well, they were in a convenience store rack when they were exposed to mysterious toxic goo...
Lois: :rolleyes: With you so far...
Jimmy: ... and they were transformed into super beefy crimefighters! There's Frank N. Furter, with his Sesame Seed Gun, and Hard Knock Wurst...
Lois: <sigh> Why did I ask?
Jimmy: ... the evil General Mustard (he was promoted)...
Lois: Okay, I get the idea. That's enough now...
Jimmy: ... "Heroes with Buns of Steel!" ...
Lois: You do realize I'm not even listening anymore, right, Jimmy?
Jimmy: ... he's the junkyard hot dog, and he trains all the covert hush puppies...
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I know mine doesn't count but the first thing that came to me when I saw this picture was... Lois: EWWWWWW! It's anatomically correct!!!  TEEEEEJ
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Gimme a couple more entries before I decide guys.
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Yeah, I had that problem, too, TEEEEJ. Caption entries are really down. Don't know if you'll get anymore. Personally, just before I saw your message, I was going to post and vote that you won this round.  Paul
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I suppose I could find another picture if nobody else is in...unless you have something already Paul? Anna?
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Well, I do keep a few possibilities tucked away here , but I haven't really been taking close care of it recently. There may be some shots that were already used (or where very similar ones were used). Feel free to browse around and choose one, or I can come back later and give it a shot. Right now, Mom just got up, and I need to get going... Paul
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See if this one gets some traffic. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/09-035.jpg) Go!
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-- Jimmy (thinking): I hope Lois won't see me before I finish eating the last Double Chocolate Fudge Bar in Metropolis. -- See ya, AnnaBtG.
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L&C are talking just off camera.
Lois: Clark, don't tell anyone, but I killed another Jimmy last night...
Clark: You what??
Lois: I was in a pretty rough situation, and I needed a decoy...
Clark: Oh, great. Now what are we supposed to do?
Lois: Well, I figured we could just replace him again. No one noticed the last switch, even though he looked completely different.
Clark: That's true...
Lois: Unfortunately, I had trouble finding anyone willing to take the job...
Clark: Gee, I can't imagine why...
Lois: So I had to make do. I borrowed an ape from the zoo, put a wig, some clothes, and a lot of make-up on him, and told everyone that Jimmy has laryngitis. Think they'll notice a difference?
Clark: *glances over at "Jimmy" at the candy dish* No, probably not for a while...
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Clark, off-camera: "Jimmy, I don't think Perry meant 'gopher' in quite that sense."
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Girl (OS):I really must be desperate to have kissed that frog. Well, I did get a guy. ...Though, he *does* look a bit froggy...
It's lame, I know.
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Every one of these had me snickering... but ARCHBISH99, YOU had me guffawing like a donkey, heehee, he does look like a hampster!!!
Archie, yer up!
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Yay!  My first caption success! Let's try.... this: ![[Linked Image]](http://evequefou.be/images/cooking.jpg) Took one from where you linked above, Paul -- hope that's okay.
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ROFL! I love such scenes!! Let me see what I can do: -- Superman (hypnotized): Must... cook... food... -- Superman: Funny smell. Is it supposed to smell like that when you mix up ketchup with canned soup? *yawn* I think I just invented a very powerful tranquilizer... ZZZ... -- See ya, AnnaBtG.
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7:30 P.M. - T.V. series from 2005, Desperate Superman, sequel to Desperate Housewives, with Dean Cain and Teri Hatcher. Sorry. I just *had* to. 
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Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
Burnin'!
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Cherry, you just *had* to -- and now you just *have* to find the next one. Hilarious idea!  (Well, if you want to, of course. )
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