So on my way to class today I caught the tail end of a commercial for the Powerball lottery...
The announcer guy on the commercial was apparently taking a survey of what people would do if they won the million or however many dollars.
For example: How many of you said you'd pay off all your debts and buy a new house?
Well here's the funny one:
And how many of you said you'd spend it all to buy yourself superpowers?
Right, you're obviously spending too much time online.