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Hey, thanks, Ankit! Glad you liked it. I know we have fun writing it.  So, time for a new picture... Hmm... Well, with Christiane moving her site, I'll have to look elsewhere... For example, The Lois and Clark TV Archive . So, let's see what you FoLCs can do with this... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/Vatman/vatman32.jpg) Paul
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Well, I don't know if it's just me but, uh, I can't see the image... 
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Hmm. That's odd. It shows up just fine for me, and obviously for TJ, as well. Can you see it if you open it in its own window here ? Paul
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I can only see it if I go to the page (following the properties) and then come back. The link gets a "not allowed" page, BUT if you refresh it, the picture comes up.
Sadly, after all that, I still have no caption ideas. :p
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Okay, moved it to my own webspace, which will hopefully help. ![[Linked Image]](http://web.mit.edu/pgw/Public/vatman32.jpg) That any better? Paul
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Much. 
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Can't think of caption... too distracted....  Eh, I tried. I'll come back if I actually think of one.  Sara
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Actually, Paul, I just copied the link attached to the picture, and put it in the address line on my Explorer. It worked for me!
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Doc: He's been here like this since I arrived this morning---The cleaning staff came in and found him in my office, standing on my desk, singing what was apparently an awful rendition of "It's a Long Way to Tipperary"! Obviously, Mister Luthor, the artificial Kryptonite didn't *exactly* work they way we'd intended...
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"Are you sure?"
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"I'm not dead!"
"You most certainly are! Don't listen to him sir! He's lying!"
"But I'm not dead!"
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Been a few days since the last caption. Time to pick a winner (well, a bit past time... sorry). Looking over the entries, I think I have to go with this one: "Is he dead?"
"Yes sir."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"I'm not dead!"
"You most certainly are! Don't listen to him sir! He's lying!"
"But I'm not dead!"  Jenni! You (and your caffeine) are up! Paul
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Wow! thank you Paul I have to admit, I like my caffine. Anyway I hope this works and that this pic hasn't been posted before. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.geocities.com/jenniferjac_2000/knockknock.jpg)
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Clark Kent gets exposed to Purple Kryptonite and as a result has become obsessively fashion conscious.
Clark: Oh my gosh! this hair style is SO 80's!! Bangs are all the fad this year, honey, lets go with bangs.
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Oh... Erm...
Clark: Whoops... I think I focused my heat-vision a bit too much.
Lois (It is Lois, right?): "A bit too much"? You made my hair frizzy!
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Clark: Okay, I've seen MIB and I've got X-ray vision. I know you're an Arquillian. You can come out of the giant robotic human suit now. Hello? You awake in there?
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(I'm going to get in trouble for this, but I can't resist...)
Clark: <knock, knock> Hello? Anybody home? Hello-o?
<No response>
Clark: <sigh> It's no use, Lois. She's gone completely blonde.
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Clark: Hmm. A mannequin mysteriously left inside the apartment. Judging by the look of these hairs over here, it would seem it was manufactured in one of the factories on the East End. The traces of soot on this particular hair indicate that the particular factory in question is near a place where they burn coal. How very interesting. <grabs a pipe and hat> Come, Lois. The game's afoot!
Lois: <grumble> Stupid dinner party. <mutter> thinks he's Holmes now. <mumble, mumble> How did I get to be Watson, anyway?
Clark: Lo-is, I can heeear you...
Lois: Great. <mumble, mumble> Holmes with superhearing. Just what the world needed... <mutter>
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Not replying to the pic, just for someone else. *bites paul* Cute paul, real cute Other then that, I did enjoy it. Rach
Me: what are you looking at *Snatches pic* OMFG! Dean smeared in peanut butter?! WTF?!
Sara: LMAO it was chocolate!! smeared in chocolate!
Me: LMFAO chocolate smeared in chocolate!
Sara: LMAO the *chocolate* isn't smeared in chocolate!
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LOL Paul. And, to any blondes out there -- I'm sure he's using the term as my theatre teacher did. "Blonde is a state of mind, not a hair color." :p
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They were all really funny but I have to pick Paul's MIB caption as my favourite! Clark: Okay, I've seen MIB and I've got X-ray vision. I know you're an Arquillian. You can come out of the giant robotic human suit now. Hello? You awake in there? Okay Paul, TAG! You're it! Oh and um...i got a little silly (somebody let me at the caffine again!) and got some L&C screen caps and put them on my little corner of the web. SO if you're ever desperate for a pic you could see if the site works. http://www.geocities.com/jenniferjac_2000/index.htm
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Ooo, thanks Jenni! Glad you liked. (Good idea picking the less contravercial one, too... ). Unfortunately, I'm tired and on dial-up, so I don't have much time to browse around. So, I'll just pick one out of the old hat. Hopefully, this should work. If not, the space where it's supposed to be should be clickable. With any luck, you should be able to load it that way, and once it's in your browser cache, it should show up here, too. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/Photos/lc101.jpg) Worse come to worse, you can go here and find picture 101. Go to it, FoLCs! Paul
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Ellen: Yes, Lois, I'm very sorry. But I killed your father with these two hands.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Don't have a caption, but it's late and I'm hyper and overtired LOL so I thought I'd jump in here to try and help out. Hopefully I'm not the only one who couldn't see the photo *or* click on it (says access forbidden) .... so to save y'all the time of trying to hunt it down I thought I'd try posting it for Paul: If y'all *can* see it in Paul's post than please just ignore me LOL! I hope this works, and I really hope this is the right picture! [img] http://us.f3.yahoofs.com/users/41a59b27z5a58fede/db64/__sr_/a726.jpg?phu9_JCBOCy4.oeK[/img]
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All I'm seeing is a red x
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I pasted it to my address field on explorer and was able to see the picture, so I'm going to post my caption.
Ellen: You know Lois, when I was chopping oranges for the punch I thought for sure I had ten when I started....
Lois: Ten oranges?
Ellen: No, ten fingers....
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"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
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While Lois and Clark were shocked to learn of Lucy's affair with the invisible man, Ellen was only glad that at least *one* of her daughters had provided her with grandchildren to spoil.
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Ellen: One eight, two eight, three eight...
Lois: Mom, I swear you don't have eleven fingers!
Ellen: No! When I count like this I have eleven. Five eight, six eight, seven eight, nine eight...
Clark: I shouldn't have brought up that trick after Ellen's emptied the punch bowl.
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Okay, I'm going to be going even further AFK in the next day or two, so now is probably a good time to pick a winner. Sorry about the visibility of the pic (and about the strain on Andrea's bandwidth -- I hadn't realized that many people checked this thread). So... winner. After careful review, I think I'm going to have to go with: While Lois and Clark were shocked to learn of Lucy's affair with the invisible man, Ellen was only glad that at least *one* of her daughters had provided her with grandchildren to spoil. Mary, you're up! Paul
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EEEEP! I completely forgot to check this thread! So sorry---I shall go fetch a pic right away! Glad you liked it, Paul! * zip* (later...) *zip* Okay, I'm back! Try this: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/SK/sk09.jpg) BTW, thanks for the link, Paul
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EEEEP! I completely forgot to check this thread! So sorry---I shall go fetch a pic right away! Glad you liked it, Paul! * zip* (later...) *zip* Okay, I'm back! Try this: BTW, thanks for the link, Paul If you can't see the pic, try pasting this into your browser window: http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/SK/sk09.jpg
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...and with a slight of hand that Clark doesn't even pick up, Lois hides the quarter in her armpit.
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I think some people haven't seen this post from Andrea, which explains why red boxes appear when you use a pic from the loisandclarkarchive: I know you guys like to use cap from the L&C archive for your caption competion and I don't mind this at all, I just would like to ask that you take the specific cap you're using and upload it to your own server. I have turned off hotlinking because there was a vast amount of it and it was eating away my bandwidth, but now that it continues I get failure reports per image making me think something is wrong on the site itself, when in fact it's just the multiple times the X box is viewed on the specific message on this site.
I just wanted to let people know why they are seeing X's when they try to link from photos on the site.
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Lois: Oh give me that! You're reading it wrong it's south-east of here!
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Well, it's been a couple days since the last caption, so I'm going to go with... TEEJ!  You're up, TJ
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Oh boy, I hope you guys like this one ![[Linked Image]](http://glitterrock.org/supercaps13/uckyouluthor.jpg) Heehee! TEEEEEEJ
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Clark: Lois, I bet you don't guess which animal I'm miming...
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Clark fights to avoid swearing at that mean, nasty Nor man...erm...Kryptonian...
"F...F...F-F-FAR OUT!"
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Clark: "Lois, do I have something in my teeth?"
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Clark was about to swallow a BIG mouthful of water but then he saw what Lois was wearing as a concubine and "PFFT!" water goes everywhere!
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Clark: So Lois how's my impression of Bugs Bunny?
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Clark: ...just watch....
Lois: Cla-ark!
Clark: I'm serious, just watch!
Lois: Oh for the lo... Look, it's never going to happen. You can't make steam come out of your ears. Move on.
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Try this one out for size ![[Linked Image]](http://www.boomspeed.com/bustedbrains/cotoc21.jpg)
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Lois and Clark's reaction to the news that they are brother and sister.
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And now modelling the latest styles in New Kryptonian winter wear, guaranteed to keep you warm no matter how barren your planet is...
In this life of froth and bubble,
Two things stand like stone.
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own.
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Pulitzer
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Kryptonian #1: Are you sure that's how people on Earth dress like?
Kryptonian #2: Absolutely. They dressed like this in 1600, and now it's 1996! Do you think fashion changes in that small a time period?
Kryptonian #1: Certainly not. You're right.
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Beat Reporter
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K(speaking): I'm too sexy for my toga
Back up: too sexy for his toga
K: I'm too sexy for my toga
Back up: too sexy for his toga
K: So sexy it hurts.
'I just kind of died for you;
You just kind of stared at me'
- Aurora, Foo Fighters
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Pulitzer
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"My Lord Kal-El, we are the Kryptonians who say Ni! We come with a message. In order to defeat Lord Nor, you must say the word!"
"What word?"
"The one word that no one from New Krypton can bear to hear!"
"That's it? I just have to say this word and I win?"
"Argh! You said the word!"
"I did? What is it?"
"Argh! You said the word again!"
"What? When did I say it?"
"Argh! Stop saying that word!"
"Okay, but you still haven't told me what it is. How am I supposed to stop saying it if I don't know what it is?"
"Argh! Stop saying it! Oh no! I said it! Oh no! I said it again! Oh no! Help me!"
<Clark shakes head and sighs.> "I hate New Krypton."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Hack from Nowheresville
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Hack from Nowheresville
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 David, Paul, you guys are so funny!
In this life of froth and bubble,
Two things stand like stone.
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own.
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I gotta pick Paul this time, he got me right in my Holy Grail gland.
YER UP PAUL!!!!
TEEEEJ
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