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Clark: Okay, I've seen MIB and I've got X-ray vision. I know you're an Arquillian. You can come out of the giant robotic human suit now. Hello? You awake in there?
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(I'm going to get in trouble for this, but I can't resist...)
Clark: <knock, knock> Hello? Anybody home? Hello-o?
<No response>
Clark: <sigh> It's no use, Lois. She's gone completely blonde.
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Clark: Hmm. A mannequin mysteriously left inside the apartment. Judging by the look of these hairs over here, it would seem it was manufactured in one of the factories on the East End. The traces of soot on this particular hair indicate that the particular factory in question is near a place where they burn coal. How very interesting. <grabs a pipe and hat> Come, Lois. The game's afoot!
Lois: <grumble> Stupid dinner party. <mutter> thinks he's Holmes now. <mumble, mumble> How did I get to be Watson, anyway?
Clark: Lo-is, I can heeear you...
Lois: Great. <mumble, mumble> Holmes with superhearing. Just what the world needed... <mutter>
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Paul, who doesn't have anything against blondes, really...
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Not replying to the pic, just for someone else. *bites paul* Cute paul, real cute  Other then that,  I did enjoy it.  Rach
Me: what are you looking at *Snatches pic* OMFG! Dean smeared in peanut butter?! WTF?!
Sara: LMAO it was chocolate!! smeared in chocolate!
Me: LMFAO chocolate smeared in chocolate!
Sara: LMAO the *chocolate* isn't smeared in chocolate!
Me: that's the way i read it. was trying to picture chocolate smeared in chocolate
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LOL Paul. And, to any blondes out there -- I'm sure he's using the term as my theatre teacher did. "Blonde is a state of mind, not a hair color." :p
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They were all really funny but I have to pick Paul's MIB caption as my favourite! Clark: Okay, I've seen MIB and I've got X-ray vision. I know you're an Arquillian. You can come out of the giant robotic human suit now. Hello? You awake in there? Okay Paul, TAG! You're it! Oh and um...i got a little silly (somebody let me at the caffine again!) and got some L&C screen caps and put them on my little corner of the web. SO if you're ever desperate for a pic you could see if the site works. http://www.geocities.com/jenniferjac_2000/index.htm
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Ooo, thanks Jenni! Glad you liked.  (Good idea picking the less contravercial one, too... ). Unfortunately, I'm tired and on dial-up, so I don't have much time to browse around. So, I'll just pick one out of the old hat. Hopefully, this should work. If not, the space where it's supposed to be should be clickable. With any luck, you should be able to load it that way, and once it's in your browser cache, it should show up here, too. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/Photos/lc101.jpg) Worse come to worse, you can go here and find picture 101. Go to it, FoLCs! Paul
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Ellen: Yes, Lois, I'm very sorry. But I killed your father with these two hands.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Don't have a caption, but it's late and I'm hyper and overtired LOL so I thought I'd jump in here to try and help out. Hopefully I'm not the only one who couldn't see the photo *or* click on it (says access forbidden) .... so to save y'all the time of trying to hunt it down I thought I'd try posting it for Paul: If y'all *can* see it in Paul's post than please just ignore me LOL! I hope this works, and I really hope this is the right picture! [img] http://us.f3.yahoofs.com/users/41a59b27z5a58fede/db64/__sr_/a726.jpg?phu9_JCBOCy4.oeK[/img]
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"Whatever comes our way, whatever battle we have raging inside us, we always have a choice. It's the choices that make us who we are, and we can always choose to do what's right." Peter Parker
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I pasted it to my address field on explorer and was able to see the picture, so I'm going to post my caption.
Ellen: You know Lois, when I was chopping oranges for the punch I thought for sure I had ten when I started....
Lois: Ten oranges?
Ellen: No, ten fingers....
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"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
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While Lois and Clark were shocked to learn of Lucy's affair with the invisible man, Ellen was only glad that at least *one* of her daughters had provided her with grandchildren to spoil.
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Ellen: One eight, two eight, three eight...
Lois: Mom, I swear you don't have eleven fingers!
Ellen: No! When I count like this I have eleven. Five eight, six eight, seven eight, nine eight...
Clark: I shouldn't have brought up that trick after Ellen's emptied the punch bowl.
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Okay, I'm going to be going even further AFK in the next day or two, so now is probably a good time to pick a winner. Sorry about the visibility of the pic (and about the strain on Andrea's bandwidth -- I hadn't realized that many people checked this thread). So... winner. After careful review, I think I'm going to have to go with: While Lois and Clark were shocked to learn of Lucy's affair with the invisible man, Ellen was only glad that at least *one* of her daughters had provided her with grandchildren to spoil. Mary, you're up! Paul
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EEEEP! I completely forgot to check this thread! So sorry---I shall go fetch a pic right away! Glad you liked it, Paul! * zip* (later...) *zip* Okay, I'm back! Try this: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/SK/sk09.jpg) BTW, thanks for the link, Paul
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EEEEP! I completely forgot to check this thread! So sorry---I shall go fetch a pic right away! Glad you liked it, Paul! * zip* (later...) *zip* Okay, I'm back! Try this: BTW, thanks for the link, Paul If you can't see the pic, try pasting this into your browser window: http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/SK/sk09.jpg
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Lois: What's that?
Clark: I dunno, I just sneezed and....is that C4?
In this life of froth and bubble,
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Kindness in another's trouble,
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...and with a slight of hand that Clark doesn't even pick up, Lois hides the quarter in her armpit.
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I think some people haven't seen this post from Andrea, which explains why red boxes appear when you use a pic from the loisandclarkarchive: I know you guys like to use cap from the L&C archive for your caption competion and I don't mind this at all, I just would like to ask that you take the specific cap you're using and upload it to your own server. I have turned off hotlinking because there was a vast amount of it and it was eating away my bandwidth, but now that it continues I get failure reports per image making me think something is wrong on the site itself, when in fact it's just the multiple times the X box is viewed on the specific message on this site.
I just wanted to let people know why they are seeing X's when they try to link from photos on the site.
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Lois: See?It really glows in the dark. Carolyn
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