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Woooohooo! goofy


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Lois: What do you mean, "Red is not your color"? I spent four hours at the hairdresser's for it!
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Lois: Ummm, yeeees I'm a natural red...why do you ask?


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Lois: Psst. Clark. It's me. Lois.

Clark: Lois? Where? I don't see you!

Lois: I'm right here, Clark!

Clark: Huh? All I see is this redhead... (Pardon me, miss.)

Lois: That's me, Clark!

Clark: What? Lois?? That's amazing! I didn't recognize you at all!

Lois: I know. It's a really effective disguise, isn't it? Simple, too. Different hair, different glasses, clothes I would never otherwise wear... Makes me look like a completely different person. You should try it sometime.

Clark: Uhm, yeah... Good idea. Thanks for the tip.

(I'll see if I can come up with something better when I've had some more sleep.)

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Lois: If you even *think* about asking me to take off the wig, you're dead. My hair dresser cut my hair too short!


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I dont know what happened to the picture i posted...

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Well i should pick a winner by now.. and the winner is.....

Anna!!!
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Thanks! I admit I didn't expect to win.

Try this, FoLCs:

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#177062 12/11/04 01:19 AM
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"Sniff, sniff"

Hmm, I think that water wasn't exactly clean...

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Lois: "Lex? Is that you?" She grimaces. "Umm... I've reconsidered. I can't marry you after all." Places her ring carefully on the table and walks backwards s-l-o-w-l-y... gets to the door and RUNS!


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"How dare you! The water is just cold! Freezing!"


"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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Everybody thought it was Superman that made Lex crazy, but a select few know for a fact that it was the SEWER DUNKING FRAT PARTY HAZING for Lamda Lamda Lamda that pushed Lex over the edge.

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John Shea: "Hey, Make up girl!!! Can anyone take these sleepies from my eyes?"


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I don't care if it is for charity, NO ONE DUNKS LEX LUTHOR. You'll pay for that Kent.

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This has been a really tough choice, but I think I'll pass the torch to...

...drumroll please...

kmar!

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Great but give me time to think about this.

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Kmar... where are you? you should be posting your picture.


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With Christmas I haven't had time to pick one and I'm going out of town so anyone who would like to jump in and pick one please do. I was going to pick one with Clark or Dean. But like I said, SORRY, just haven't had the time. Don't even get on line but every couple of days now with trying to get shopping do and visiting with friends in from out of town.

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I meant Clark or Superman.

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Well, since there hasn't been an update from kmar in days, and since no one's posting... let me give it another shot:

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P.S.: You can ignore the 'Mister Make-Up' title <G>


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So you think the economic crisis is because chocolate factories shipped 50% less this year?

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CNN reporter: "This man is wanted for crimes against humanity. He has been around for years going by the alias Clark Kent, Superman, or Dean Cain. But he is well known as Mr. Make Up. He is armed and dangerous. His lethal chocolate eyes are able to break any girl's heart. If you see this man, please contact Erica MDL at our Brazilian Office..."


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So Lois do you think that the current economic crisis would affect our chances at getting a raise?


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Perry: That's your kissing face? No wonder it took you two years to land a date, you look like you're about to sneeze! Now if that were Elvis...


'I just kind of died for you;
You just kind of stared at me'
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It has been very tough to choose, but I'll finally pass the torch to...

David!!!

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Wow, Awesome laugh

I should buy a lotto ticket wink

As far as I could tell this one hasn't been done before...

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'I just kind of died for you;
You just kind of stared at me'
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<Dragnet music in back ground> Detective Joe Friday voice: Suspect was charged with high speed flying in a protected zone and vandalism. Sentenced to 10 hours of community service with 1 year jailtime pending on future flagpole collisions.

EDIT:
Second Try...
Superman thinking...Ah man, my mom is gonna freak when I ask her to post bail...

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OOhh, such a hard choice to make... TJ or TJ? wink

I don't know if I should leave it a little longer or pass the torch.

Go for it TJ.


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You just kind of stared at me'
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Dude, yer asking me to find a picture that hasn't been used. Bleeahh!

Okay I'll see what I can do.

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Okay see what this brings up!!!

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Clark (gasps): *That*?! No way.

Lois (O.S): Come on, Clark. It'll be perfect. Plus you're the only one I could possibly ask. Peu-lease?

Clark: Forget it Lois! I don't care that all the benefits go to the Superman Orphan Fund. I *won't* wear that Clark bar costume at your Chocoholic Club annual meeting!!

Carole smile1

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" . . . and that is how you know you've applied precisely the right amount of hair gel."


Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

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RIVKA WINS!!!!! dance

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OOPS! Sorry to keep y'all waiting so long.

*goes picture hunting*

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Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

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"You mean you DON'T think this hat will fool the bad guys?"

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Is it just me that Fortunecity pics never show up for? confused Even when I copy the properties and paste them into a new browser window, I still only get the Fortunecity logo. It's the same whether I use IE or Firefox. huh


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Hmm. And I checked with preview if it would show up, too -- the pictures from another site did not. huh


Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

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"Lois? Lois, you got hit on the head again. Lois, it's me, Clark. Are you okay? ... Lois?"

<no response>

"Right, then... Wanda? It's... Uhm... Kent. ... Wanda?"

<no response>

"Oh, great. Uhm... Let's see... Ultrawoman?"

<no response>

"<sigh> Hi, I'm Clark Kent. What's your name?"

"Mmm... muh... Mushmouth!"

thud

"Ha-ha! Gotcha! I was just kidding. I'm fine, Clark. ... Clark?"


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Oh... Sorry, Wendy. Forgot you were having trouble. Obviously, it shows up for me. Rivka and Archbish

Anyone else having trouble?

Wendy, can you see it if you go here, choose "screenshots," go to page 13, and open the pic in the 3rd row second from the left?

http://members.fortunecity.de/clarkkent76/

Was wondering if maybe it was a country thing, if people outside the US, maybe... but the URL is .de... So... I don't know. Anyone?

Paul


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Lois: Clark, I can fit into your Smallville society really well with my Uncle Jed Clampett hat and slack jawed yokel demeanor.

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Man in background: Ooo, I can't wait to try out this brand-new plasma TV!

Clark: Lois, I feel like we've come to a very important time in our relationship, a time when --

<distant noises>

Lois: What was that?

Clark: I don't know. I'm sure, whatever it was, Superman can handle it. But before I go... uhm, find him <wink>... I need to ask you --

Voice (out of frame): Yes! I, the evil Doctor Nefario, have perfected my temporal reversal ray! Fear me, Metropolis, as I return everything to the 50s!! <ZAAAAAAAP!!>

Man behind L&C: Hey, what happened to my... uhm... what was I holding? A TV, I think? No... I couldn't possibly have been holding a TV... Not without a dolly or something...

Lois: Golly! You know Superman, mister? Neato!

Clark: <sigh>


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Lois (putting up a brave face): "Ok Clark, out with it. Why do you keep disappearing when we are in the middle of an important conversation? I mean if it's because...."

Clark (hearing a siren in the distance): "Umm Lois, I'm very sorry, but I gotta go now." (Gets up to leave)

Lois (heartbroken and confused): "Is it the hat?"


If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.

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"Lois, I have something very important to tell you..."

"Yes, Clark?"

"Well... uhm... you know the story of Dumbo?"

"Yes..."

"You know how he had that feather that he thought was magic, but that, really, it wasn't the feather that let him fly?"

"Are you saying I have big ears, Clark?"

"No! No, not at all! It's just..."

"Spit it out, Clark!"

"That's not really Columbo's hat."


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I'm glad Rivka hasn't chosen yet I got an inspiration...

Lois: Look here's my imitation of a seal in a hat...ARF!!ARF ARF!!!

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shock

oops! I forgot that I'm supposed to pick someone!

Difficult choice, but this one tickled my funny-bone just right:

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[b]Lois (putting up a brave face): "Ok Clark, out with it. Why do you keep disappearing when we are in the middle of an important conversation? I mean if it's because...."

Clark (hearing a siren in the distance): "Umm Lois, I'm very sorry, but I gotta go now." (Gets up to leave)

Lois (heartbroken and confused): "Is it the hat?" [/b]
You're up, AnKS! laugh


Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

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Thanks rivka smile

Here's the next one -

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If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.

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Not sure what season this is from but it looks early.

Lois: I know he thinks I'm the worlds biggest bitch but I just have to act that way or I would be dragging him into the supply closet to jump his bones at least twice a day. Mr. Hardbody - yum. I just can't do that - it would be all over the Planet like with Claude.

Clark: Man I wish she would stop being so bitchy it just really turns me on. I wonder if I go to the supply closet if she'll follow to get in the last word. Maybe I can manage an innocent grope if she does. No don't think like that. Your Superman for gosh sakes.

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...just jumping in to answer a question smile

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Not sure what season this is from but it looks early.
Hey kmar, yeah it's from season 1, Ides of Metropolis.


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Lois, don't look now, but I think we're being followed.

I said, DON'T look!


Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

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Lois didn't know what she was thinking,challenging the man who can hold his breath for 20 minutes to a staring contest, well it's not fair that he should use his superpowers to win staring contests...she'd have to cheat.


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Clark: Lois, I think we're being watched.

Lois: We're in the middle of the newsroom, Clark.

Clark: That's not what I meant. I think there are people -- people we can't see -- watching our every move.

Lois: What are you talking about, Clark?

Clark: The truth is out there...

Lois: Clark?

Clark: Er... sorry. Not sure what came over me there. Look, just trust me. I can sense things that you can't. There are people watching us.

Lois: Are you okay, Clark?

Clark: Hey, you! What are you doing?

skfolc: Uh... hey, look! A monkey!

Lois: You're right, Clark! There are people watching us! But listen, you. We're not falling for the monkey thing.

Clark: Yeah, we know it's just Jimmy.

skfolc: Watch out Clark, I know gals who know gals, and you don't even want to know what Yvonne will do to you, so just go back to what you were doing.

Clark: Yvonne? Who's this Yvonne? And what's that muttering I hear about a tank?

Lois: Listen, whoever you are, Clark and I don't take kindly to threats.

skfolc: Let's just say that we can cause you a *lot* of angst if you don't mind your own business...

Clark: Calm down. We just want to know what you're doing. Why are you watching us?

skfolc: Um... could you just maybe do us a favor and... I don't know, kiss or something?

Lois: What?? Kiss him? I don't know what kind of ideas you guys have, but Clark and I just work together...

Psychofurball: I vote for biting each other.

Clark: ...

skfolc: Rach! Shhh... we gotta think of something to tell them

Psychofurball: I am your god! Behave or bad stuff will happen! There will be havoc!

Lois: Right, suuuurrrre...

skfolc: Well... you remember that parallel universe? You see, it's sorta like that... oh shoot! You haven't gotten there yet... um... quick, Paul, think of something!

HatMan: Me? What?

skfolc: Quick! Someone call a beta reader! We've just screwed up the plot royally!

MeredithK: Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

skfolc: Mere!! This is no time for breakfast! It's the middle of the night! And what the heck is a kipper anyway?

HatMan: It's a kind of fish...

MeredithK: Fish?

skfolc: Someone call Wendy... or Tank... *someone* has to fix this disaster!!

MeredithK: Fish!

HatMan: Today's fish is trout a la creme. *ding*

psychofurbal: Disaster? What you are talking about? This is great stuff!!! Anyone got any matches? (I am not a pyro. I am not a pyro...)

Lois: Look, Clark, whoever they are, they're obviously insane and we're not getting any answers out of them.

Clark: <sigh> Yeah. So what's the plan?

Lois: Well, we know that whatever they say they're doing there is not what they're actually doing. So, we stay here until we see them doing it.

Clark: Uhm, right.

<JenniJac sneaks in, unties Clark's shoelaces, and ties his shoes together.>

(Thanks to Sara, Rach, Meredith, and Jenni for playing along on IRC.)


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Oh let's see...

Lois: You know what, Clark? Girls prefer guys who are... less husky.
Clark: I am NOT husky!

...or...

Lois: Did Perry just say that he's Swedish?
Clark: Just smile and nod, Lois. Smile and nod.

Okay, that's all I can come up with. ::hides::


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Hey thumbsup

You are up, next. wink


If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.

Waking a Miracle by Aria
#177109 03/18/05 12:56 PM
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Merriwether
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,791
*dies laughing at Paul's caption* (oops, sorry. Blames reading the Challenge folder)


"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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